Originally posted by Montesmoke
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My wife decided early one evening to go off to the local Tesco. On her exit, she found herself accompanied by a large gentleman of Afro-Carib descent, who offered to introduce her to untold pleasures..."up da batty" I believe was the phrase used. Although obviously a tempting proposition, she assures me that she politely declined his generous offer although of course very flattered etc etc. He then followed her half the way back to the flat, muttering darkly to himself.
London eh? Throbbing heart of a great Empire...
Wildwood
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