Just to clarify...

[Robusto]

I came on here quite early this morning (between 0500 and 0600) and in several posts the same entry had been made by someone which didn't make much sense. It was like a selling or advertising post for some cigar firm (from memory) and it was illogical wherever it cropped up.

So I wrote 'WTF???' somewhere, and 'Is this some kind of robot?' somewhere else because I was reading the same thing.

Those 'selling' posts seem to have been removed, so when you read some of the threads now it looks as if I'm being really sarcastic to genuine posts from others. Like I'm dissing the Che humidor, for example.

There's no intention to diss anyone or anything, guys, and I just wanted to say that.

Besides... I love you all too much now, dear stogie desperados.

Your sensitive kitten
Bryan x

[Montesmoke]

I came on here quite early this morning (between 0500 and 0600) and in several posts the same entry had been made by someone which didn't make much sense. It was like a selling or advertising post for some cigar firm (from memory) and it was illogical wherever it cropped up.

So I wrote 'WTF???' somewhere, and 'Is this some kind of robot?' somewhere else because I was reading the same thing.

Those 'selling' posts seem to have been removed, so when you read some of the threads now it looks as if I'm being really sarcastic to genuine posts from others. Like I'm dissing the Che humidor, for example.

There's no intention to diss anyone or anything, guys, and I just wanted to say that.

Besides... I love you all too much now, dear stogie desperados.

Your sensitive kitten
Bryan x

Yea some idiot posting spam, hopefully hes gone now, anyway all good Bryan.
Also can you keep the swearing down! LOL! only joking, wouldnt worry about your posts, it makes the forums abit more colourfull

[Robusto]

Swearing is interesting on a forum, Monte. (You possibly know I've asked about it).

I am on a couple of very different music fora (I think that is the plural). One insists that language should be clean. The other doesn't give a fuck.

I did that deliberately.

Some people are really put off by swearing on a forum. I just know I swear a bit in real life - not in front of the children - and try to moderate it a bit.

I don't like the C word on a forum.

But I don't like the smell of Mary Whitehouse in my life, either.

Just tell me off, Monte, if you want to.
And Deano in the land of exotic puff.

[Montesmoke]

I totally agree with you Bryan, its good to be yourself & feel comfortable on here.
But obviously if there was strong swearing from members then the member/s would be warned. only fair.
Most of us mortals do swear everyday its life.
Anyway i was thinking as your a muso that you should write a song about fine cigars & post it up on here.
What you think?

Monte.

Swearing is interesting on a forum, Monte. (You possibly know I've asked about it).

I am on a couple of very different music fora (I think that is the plural). One insists that language should be clean. The other doesn't give a fuck.

I did that deliberately.

Some people are really put off by swearing on a forum. I just know I swear a bit in real life - not in front of the children - and try to moderate it a bit.

I don't like the C word on a forum.

But I don't like the smell of Mary Whitehouse in my life, either.

Just tell me off, Monte, if you want to.
And Deano in the land of exotic puff.

[Robusto]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I'm fiddling about with a small studio, but when I get time I'll do it.

Probably in a month at half term.

Want something instrumental in the meantime? lol

[Robusto]

Just about to walk my P60 round to the accountancy firm.
I feel so effin virtuous it's not true!

[Robusto]

Here's a little one I whacked off earlier.
It's called Tongue In Cheek.

[cohibaIV]

hehehehe Very Good matey.....

[Robusto]

And this with some CAMRA pissheads.
The hammered and the wankered are a great audience.

[Montesmoke]

Here's a little one I whacked off earlier.
It's called Tongue In Cheek.

Very good bryan, your a very good musician
the dancing piss heads are funny, great music too.
Monte.

[smokiejoe]

Very good bry mate,you are the honky tonk man mate.the guy on the drums sounds good too mate,got a nice sound.well done.enjoyed it.I hate it when some drunk gets a bit close to the gear with his pint.

[Wildwood]

Yeah, great to be on the same forum with such talented guys...I just don't know how you get the time to get so involved in so many things (teaching, extra-mural stuff, cigar smoking etc).

I'm being serious by the way...for a change.

Wildwood

[Robusto]

Monte.
I think I love you, so this is for you.
Think Arthur Mullard bothering Vanessa Paradis while I fetch my coat.

And BOY! am I looking forward to my Cohiba Robusto on Saturday, co-addicts!



By the way... I think smoking strengthens the singing voice.
That idea would get the boot in the outside world.

[Montesmoke]

Outstanding!

Put your hands together for Mr Bryan Orwell for an outstanding performance
well done sir you've definately got talent.
A great performace mate

[Robusto]

You're far too kind, mate.
It's just a bit of fun.
Like the cigars, I can't go too long without it.