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[smokey joe]

The person that comes up with best caption for this image in a ?Punch? style wins a cigar, provided by me.

It?s my Local Councils biannual & when I got it this was the 2nd thing I thought of doing with it (the 1st wasn?t reading it!)

PMs required to be able to receive the prize but not to play.

[grumpybaldy]

'I'm not sure about this electricity-free blood transfusion system, nurse...'

[moteyi]

After 37 years the sequel to ET The Extra-Terrestrial is being made with the original cast. It's going to be called ET the smoothie!

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[Vitola]

In my younger days you just gave blood and got a lovely cup of tea


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[simwells]

After years of complaining about their Cat crapping in their garden the neighbours couldn?t find a sign of their missing pet in John?s house...


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[Kickback]

Budget cuts for new Back To The Future film impacts special effects.

[Tomm783]

caption competition

Cremation alternatives. Does blending your partner give you a new lease of life? We find out after Nigel takes the taste test.

P.S. are you near Godalming then?

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[smokey joe]

P.S. are you near Godalming then?

near enough to cycle

[ha_banos]

20% off organic smoothies for OAPs they said... Fuckin hippies.

[geoffbot]

Day 45: still desperately trying to get Brian warm enough to take the socks off from under the sandals.

[simwells]

Sesame Street pension scheme collapse leaves Statler forced to pedal blenders round town for cash


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[PeeJay]

Harold demonstrated to the WI how to make Soylent Green at home, Mabel hasn't been seen for weeks.

[Vitola]

and you say this replaces my colostomy bag when doing exercise??

[Tomm783]

near enough to cycle

I?m Farncombe. You need to get to the next local Herf!


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[Emaresee]

While he enjoyed the cycle, Harry was suprised that 'the cleanse' involved blending his liver....