Favourite sayings, trueisms

[puff o'wind]

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait till you hire an amateur.

Red Adaire

[the cigar kid]

I am quite a fan of using Malaphors such as:

Does the pope shit in the woods?

We will burn that bridge when we get to it

Its not rocket surgerey

[Alexw33]

I am quite a fan of using Malaphors such as:

Does the pope shit in the woods?

We will burn that bridge when we get to it

Its not rocket surgerey

The best I ever heard, said in all seriousness and so good it’s a mala-five rather than just a malaphor was “the eager beaver catches the cream”

[glezga]

Ahhh – so the old guy at works being clever!

Is the bear a catholic
You’ve opened a bag of cats

He also does this:
Calls tourists – terrorists (NI Accent)
You need to work on your punctuation (when late)

I kinda sussed him out when he smiled (doesent happen a lot) and said this:
Its not that you have a problem remembering what your told – its that you have trouble retaining knowledge.

[franco]

We will burn that bridge when we get to it

I love that one, gonna use that!!!

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