Favourite sayings, trueisms

[franco]

Been thinking about what to post that isnt cigars (strange for a cigar forum!).....what are your favourite sayings/trueisms that you use?

Mine are:

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence and three times is enemy action - Ian Flemming

Occam's razor: the more assumptions you have to make, the more unlikely an explanation... or the simplest explanation is often the best

there is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact - Arthur Conan Doyle

[Moley]

Grow a pair

When life gives you lemons, say f**k it and bail. From forgetting Sarah Marshall

I use a lot of yam yam sayings/words at work to really mess with peoples heads, it's like another language lol

[grumpybaldy]

When the going gets tough...the tough go shopping.

[JoeyGunz]

"a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor"

[JoeyGunz]

“I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of the time. To be in company, even with the best, is soon wearisome and dissipating. I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.”


― Henry David Thoreau, Walden.

[PeeJay]

One death is a tragedy, a millions deaths is a statistic - Joe Stalin

[PeeJay]

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose

[Kickback]

You can't polish a turd. But you can roll it in glitter and sell it as the best thing as a consultant.

[dvickery]

One must forgive ones enemies ... but not before they are hanged

heinrich heine

[oskihen]

Wise men speak as they have something to say, fools speak as they have to say something

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[Emaresee]

Don't argue with a fool - he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience!

[PeeJay]

Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes - then you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes

[Emaresee]

Never pat a burning dog !


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[oskihen]

I often remind my customers..... Cheap work isn't good, good work isn't cheap

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[ValeTudoGuy]

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly."