Damn reprobates

[camelfarmer]

So here I am sat on the floor on the front porch smoking a cigar and drinking a whiskey cocktail like a gentleman, and some cunt smashes my wing mirror, stops, and drives off. It was a lovely punch coronations tubo. Luckily I have my car keys in my pocket, so I set off in hot pursuit. I stop her and put my cigar down like a gangster and killed her.

No, not really. I got her details. Fucking Christmas spirit eh. This is gonna be a ballache to sort and get the money off this broad.

[PeeJay]

So here I am sat on the floor on the front porch smoking a cigar and drinking a whiskey cocktail like a gentleman, and some cunt smashes my wing mirror, stops, and drives off. It was a lovely punch coronations tubo. Luckily I have my car keys in my pocket, so I set off in hot pursuit. I stop her and put my cigar down like a gangster and killed her.

No, not really. I got her details. Fucking Christmas spirit eh. This is gonna be a ballache to sort and get the money off this broad.

I hope you didn't have to ditch the cigar!

[K444HEP]

I'm glad it's not my wife you're talking about like that...

[camelfarmer]

I hope you didn't have to ditch the cigar!

It went out, but I lit it back up and finished it. My lovely chill was a bit dulled by all the drama though. Still a damn nice cigar though.

[camelfarmer]

I'm glad it's not my wife you're talking about like that...

Your wife isn't a damn reprobate though.

[ha_banos]

This is what comes of living with people. I'd love to live in the middle of nowhere.

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[K444HEP]

Your wife isn't a damn reprobate though.

You haven't met her

[Marbleman85]

Ah this time of year is always way more stressful than its worth (humbug) and then...something like this happens,hopefully you have plenty of smokes at hand to help with sorting out the insurance mate

[camelfarmer]

Ah this time of year is always way more stressful than its worth (humbug) and then...something like this happens,hopefully you have plenty of smokes at hand to help with sorting out the insurance mate

I've just hit the hundred mark, with 35 more on the way!

[frrb]

Bet no insurance either!

[camelfarmer]

Update: the reprobate fixed my mirror! Winning at life!

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[ha_banos]

Yay!

And wtf happened to that post?

[Simon Bolivar]

Update: the reprobate fixed my mirror! Winning at life!

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Glad to hear it, start the New Year on a high, give that man a ceegar!

[camelfarmer]

Yay!

And wtf happened to that post?

Add on on my Firefox decided I may want to translate that and i didn't notice it before I posted.