Oh Dear !..

[Kdot]

been there mate, happened in public too. I'm sure I got a free drink out of it.

[the mothman]

MM
That shit happened to me 1 new years eve party about 5 minutes after arriving at a party.I didn't know the hosts and sat on a chair when all of a sudden the rear left lleg gave way .I went down in slow motion being careful not to spill my rum & coke all over their white rug. Too funny indeed. was I a fat bastard ?no 6'2" and 175 lbs.
Shit happens

5 Minutes after arriving, you must of certainly turned up pissed! Nice one.

[whisky77]

Glue.

A couple of nails, some wood glue,(although not the stuff CJ puts on his cigars) and it will be good as new mate.

[Robusto]

We stayed in a gite in Normandy this time last year. My son was sitting on one of the patio chairs and it collapsed out-of-the-blue underneath him.

The owner tried to suggest my lad had been up to no good - even though I'd been sitting next to him when the chair squeaked and died - and the git didn't return the full deposit.

We normally meet people half way, especially if they are pleasant. To our slow-release horror, we realised this guy's English mother lived in the adjoining property and she kept coming into our hired cottage unannounced.

Quite weird to see an alien crone behind you in your shaving mirror. And she wasn't even Alzheimer's.

[TJCoro]

One Heroic Act!

.... the cigar was fine but I was annoyed about the drink, ...

You sir, are a true UKCF Hero!

You sacraficed the R&C, the chair, the dog, and quite possibly your life to save the... Almighty Habano Puro!

We, the famalia Coro, are honored to serve alongside you on this fine forum, senor Moth.

TJ, Catalina, BJ, Ray Jay, and Pappy Coro

[cj121]

A couple of nails, some wood glue,(although not the stuff CJ puts on his cigars) and it will be good as new mate.

LOL. Mine would make it wobble

[deltawhisky]

Aagh man, unlucky Mr Mothman! I'm glad your stick was unharmed in the making of that classic shot! (And the dog, of course!)