Oh Dear !..

[the mothman]

There I was enjoying a smoke and rum and coke in the garden, when I heard a scratchy sort of noise coming from below me. I thought some kind of rodent was knawing the decking but before I could think of anything else I was on my arse with half a glass of rum and coke all down my arm.... the cigar was fine but I was annoyed about the drink, I thought of sucking the decking but then thought better. My neighbour came round later and the first thing he said was,upon seeing the chair, " you fat bastard"...

[misterbulgarin]

bet you dog was looking more happier than you when it happend

[Deano]

lol you poor bugger! Great shot mate lol

[linfield100]

Yes, most definately a weight problem.

I once sat on a stool in a cafe and one of the legs gave way.
Most embarassing, and of course everyone thinks you've been on the sherbert.

Tony

[Paulie]

Love the T-shirt you have there. Make it yourself?

[Robusto]

You fat bastard, indeed lol!

Join me.

[the mothman]

Love the T-shirt you have there. Make it yourself?

Ebay job, but I think linfield maybe right. The first 2 shirts ordered were too small, i had to re-order larger ones.

[cj121]

Ooh ya bugger MM.

Don't take all this fat bastard stuff to heart. It seems like its only your left cheek that's a little heavy mate

As earlier...great shot

[Pantomimehorse]

nice hound mate

[Simon-JG-hr]

That is all I have to add...

[nicwing]

Perhaps it was the moths.

Great looking pooch Mr Moth!

That's a real dog, friend of ours has a Yorkshire Terrier, bloody yappy little thing, all I want to do is drop kick into next doors garden.

[moidoid]

Same thing happened to me except it was during a ward round at the hospital. I cracked my head on the wall behind me and the first thing I saw when I came round was the consultant psychiatrist. I always check chairs now.

BTW mothman, does your dog have a T-shirt with your face on it?

[G-man]

MM
That shit happened to me 1 new years eve party about 5 minutes after arriving at a party.I didn't know the hosts and sat on a chair when all of a sudden the rear left lleg gave way .I went down in slow motion being careful not to spill my rum & coke all over their white rug. Too funny indeed. was I a fat bastard ?no 6'2" and 175 lbs.
Shit happens

[daverave999]

Gutted! Pleased to hear you and the cigar survived in one piece.

[cj121]

BTW mothman, does your dog have a T-shirt with your face on it?