Getting promoted on this forum makes me laugh

[misterbulgarin]

'Congratulations misterbulgarin! Your activity on our forums has earned you a rank promotion, your new rank is .'


Just love how the rank is an image rather than words, makes me chuckle.

[Simon-JG-hr]

What rank is equivalent to Knight Commander of the Most Brotherly Order of the Leaf? (Post-nominals: KBL)

[Deano]

I'm glad you're enjoying the ranking :P

We'll need to edit it in someway soon, as Robusto has wayyyy too many cigars!

[G-man]

JUst give Robusto a box instead of singles

[cj121]

JUst give Robusto a box instead of singles

Now there's a good idea GMan.

He'll end up with a walk in humi at the rate he's going

[TJ:01]

Now that's a cool idea - could be a way of progressing promotion once you've got all the singles.....

[Robusto]

Oi! I didn't ask for any of these things!

[cj121]

Oi! I didn't ask for any of these things!

But they are well deserved sire

[Stevieboy]

Oi! I didn't ask for any of these things!

But you love it , you slaaaaaaaaaaaag!!!

[cohibaIV]

[TJCoro]

Take 'em away, boyz!

JUst give Robusto a box instead of singles

...or just give the ol' geezer a demotion and take a few stogie icons away for his unforgivable behavor the other day - BREAKING WIND WHILE AND ATTEMPTING TO ENJOY A FINE P4 (whatever the hell that is).

Not only does it violate the laws of the universe, it's a total waste of one of Habana's finest puros, at least to some of the less seasoned blokes around these parts.

But what the hell do I know, after all I'm BJ, BJCoro, aka 'lil fuck!

[Robusto]

Can I just say that the honk of my yesterday morning's D4 solo bed debauchery, despite hatches open all day in my attic sex parlour, was still evident - as a silent tobacco whisper - when we retired to bed late on?

I whiffed it in the duvet when I put my nut down. It was bleeding obvious I'd been at the brown filth up there.

But I wasn't moaned at. Not once.
And she hasn't got Swine Flu.

My wife is not a moaner, but she does moan about the smell of a dead stick.

I'd like to say I have not been banished to the self-servicing as I feared.

Aye thang yew.

[cohibaIV]

I would wake up with no nuts if that was me...

[Stevieboy]

self-servicing

How many euphamisms do you have for the act Bryan...you're like a walking Profanisaurus

[Robusto]

Don't whip me up, SBoy. I think the Profanisaurus is one of the best books ever written.

Anyway, I like this site because you can't tell I'm castrated if all I do is type.

I must have done something spectacular to avoid some well-aimed wrath.

Just think about that.