Who Makes You Laugh?

[larrysputnik]

trailer park supervisor Mr lahey, [shit hawks] classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eASOI_4-ww

I never missed an episode. "Fuck off Lahey!"

[nicwing]

A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport 's Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States .'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!'
'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'

[Robusto]

What's hit more balls than Ian Botham's bat?
Elton John's chin.

[Mr Moore]

count arthur strong's radio show. classico.

[nicwing]

"English as tuppence, changing yet changeless as canal water, nestling in green nowhere, armoured and effete, bold flag-bearer, lotus-fed Miss Havishambling opsimath and eremite, feudal still, reactionary Rawlinson End.

The story so far..."

"If I had all the money I'd spent on drink...I'd spend it on drink"

Rawlinson End
Vivian Stanshall's comic master piece.

"How dare you belch in front of my wife....I'm sorry old man I didn't realise it was her turn"

[Boss Hog]

IS HELL EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC?

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that---since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

[Mr Moore]

TPB again.

TPB again..Sorry lads. I just cant help myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PSKKyOmYNA

[Robusto]

Which UK channel is this on, Mr Moore?
I feel I might like.

[Mr Moore]

Alright Robusto
Unfortunately I had to delve into the murky world of free n seedy download sites to acquire all the seasons, not sure if it aired this side of the pond.
Its canadian, its funny and if you like Alan Partridge or curb your enthusiasm, you should like this Robusto.
A friend of a friend of a dog owner who's aunt just happens to know another dog owner who's also very good friends with this chap who exists in the dodgy post victorian London underworld of free downloads probably can whizz you off a copy of season 1 if your interested robusto, free of charge.
That said, you can always pop onto bitlord so im told and download it yourself, but be weary of the thought police, remember 1984 ?

[Robusto]

If the offer's there and it's not too much trouble, I'd love that whizzed up copy. Shall I pm my address?

My name's the same as the 1984 author's name. So much so true in there.

[Olls]

I've never seen Trailer Park Boys in the UK but I did catch an episode of it dubbed into Polish when I was over there once. Apparently it's quite popular in Poland.

It's still funny, but in a different way!

[Mr Moore]

yes, no probs robusto

[Mr Moore]

Summer heights high. spoof docu about a school. Brilliant.
Drama/music teacher Mr G.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1QsapRnhsw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAyA9p_VH7s

[cj121]

This chap never fails to make me giggle. Not everyone's cuppa I appreciate.

[Robusto]

This chap never fails to make me giggle. Not everyone's cuppa I appreciate.

Man - He is one of my absolute favourites!

This is really corny, but it amused me:



A girl goes to a massage parlour for a job.

The manager says "ok, your pretty enough, you can start asap, but for the first week you can only wank customers off."

"whys that??" asks the girl

the manager replies "you have to work a week in hand"