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Nic
Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine
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My current favorites are Doug Stanhope and Louis CK.
Oh, and Zack Gallifinakus (from WAY before the Hangover)HCFComment
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Latest in a long line of these, made me titter (informative critique too I thought!)
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Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine
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In deference to The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness, it was announced today that the local climate in the UK will no longer be referred to as 'British Weather'.
Rather than offend a sizable portion of the population, it will now be referred to as 'Muslim Weather'. In other words - partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.Nic
Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine
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The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Pinnochio
Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo Libero
Scenario Fellatio
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno
YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch
RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Fuckov Ufuckov
SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov
ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
Busqueue Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu
DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Toomanigoalssleten
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
Firstsson Seccondsson
Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Havabenni
Wobblijelli Spendapenni
SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi
MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon
Sombreo Chihuahua Jose pipe
SUBS:
CrazyTJ the Cigar smoking donkey
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba
DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard
Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
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Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man
Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and
the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for les bian tranny, Dick
van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the
squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of
Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.Nic
Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine
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Woody Allen is probably my favourite comic of all time. Theres not much of his stand up recorded, but what little there is, I love.
And ofcourse, his movies are brilliant. Another one of my favourite comics would be Richard Pryor. He is utter genius embodied.
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Billy Connoly without a doubt, and he smokes cigars
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The best Orange advert ever!!!
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Ricky Gervais--always cracks me up.Comment
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My comedy Idol is Sid James - When told to give up smoking cigarettes he did and went on to cigars. Ledgend.
Also love Lee Evans and old Jasper Carrot.Comment
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Nice one. LMAO.Originally posted by nicwing View PostJust found this - why we won the war...
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That is a good one ay? Simple but effective.Originally posted by nicwing View PostJust found this - why we won the war...
"Go you good things...geddem int'ya"
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