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Robusto, with regards to Chris Morris, I worked with an engineer who did all the sound for Brass Eye (including Uzi Lover..oh yeah. lol) and have met Chris, although I can't claim to know him...apparently hes a difficult man and very private. Hes also a control freak and knows what he wants...but thats all part and parcel of his genius!
I also like Dara O'Brien who I'm going to see tonight, so looking forward to that as well as the steakhouse meal before hand and the drinking afterwards
"The best cigar you'll ever smoke is the one you're smoking at the minute" - Zino Davidoff
Yeah Uncle Chop Chop got to love Bill Hicks
Chris Rock anyone?
Also Ross Noble does a nice line in surreal
Eddie Izzard used to be quite good tho the last thing I saw when he wasn't wearing a dress was, as Billy Connolly would say, pish.
Saw this at half 5 this morning and it made me chuckle. Hope you smurk atleast with it haha.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night"
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have got out today.'
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