You COW !!!!

[the mothman]

Dont know about your partners but my wife Sarah is regularly reading all the new posts on the site, I get on there and think 'oh not many to catch up on' only to find shes bloody read the rest! Bless her for her interest in my cigar habit but if she starts to think about my smokes and partaking in then ... no no no
Hope you read this later you bitch, get back in the kitchen! ( Remember its the room on the right just out of the living room)

[Boss Hog]

Sounds a bit strange, Are your sure she's not checking up on you to see if this forum is not a front for "Married but Looking" contacts and the references to things like "enjoying a JL2" in the what are you smoking today section are code words and actually means. "Enjoying 25 year old Jennifer Lopez look a like, took me an hour to get through it and took it right down to the nub!"

I'd be quite pleased if my wife took any interest rather than peering over my shoulder occasionally making daft comments like "Oooh, do you all compare sizes!"

You want to make sure she hasnt started posting with your name as well, I've just seen your humi in the for sale section!!

[daverave999]

I'd be quite pleased if my wife took any interest rather than peering over my shoulder occasionally making daft comments like "Oooh, do you all compare sizes!"

You sure that's this website?

[the mothman]

Sounds a bit strange, Are your sure she's not checking up on you to see if this forum is not a front for "Married but Looking" contacts and the references to things like "enjoying a JL2" in the what are you smoking today section are code words and actually means. "Enjoying 25 year old Jennifer Lopez look a like, took me an hour to get through it and took it right down to the nub!"

I'd be quite pleased if my wife took any interest rather than peering over my shoulder occasionally making daft comments like "Oooh, do you all compare sizes!"

You want to make sure she hasnt started posting with your name as well, I've just seen your humi in the for sale section!!

LOL, She wouldnt dare sell my humi', as women do, she's always checking up on me, and no doubt if she reads this later then id just like to comment the actual J-Lo would be lovely right down to the nub!.

[Deano]

rofl, bless her! Get her, her on log in mate, that'll sort the probs out.

[larrysputnik]

LOL, She wouldnt dare sell my humi', as women do, she's always checking up on me, and no doubt if she reads this later then id just like to comment the actual J-Lo would be lovely right down to the nub!.

Great signature. That part of the movie always cracks me up.

[the mothman]

warriors

Great signature. That part of the movie always cracks me up.

Funny doing it after a few drinks too then chase people through the park with bats and your face painted, priceless.

[monkey66]

don't mess with the orphans...

...now the Lizzies on the other hand....

[the mothman]

don't mess with the orphans...

...now the Lizzies on the other hand....

Orphans? No worries theyre not on our network.
Lizzies as u say 'oh yes worth getting into a fight with them' definately. Turnbulls' = arse purting time !!!!!!!

[nicwing]

Having met the fragrant Mrs Moth I thought she was charming (I hope she is reading this and not Mr M by the way)

[the mothman]

Having met the fragrant Mrs Moth I thought she was charming (I hope she is reading this and not Mr M by the way)

Hello Nic, Thankyou for that remark, very gentlemanly of you, I have to keep in touch with his posts to make sure he behaves, 'or else'.

Mrs Mothman.

[nicwing]

So should your posting name now be Mr & Mrs Mothman, Deano... I think a name change is in order here!

[PoohBore]

If you wish to punish him by selling his stash at outrageously low prices I'm your man !

Can we get a smiley included of a large thumb on someones head ?