Dilemma

[PeeJay]

Just don't expect sex as well!

[oskihen]

Just don't expect sex as well!

Lmao and at Xmas as well that would be harsh

[ValeTudoGuy]

Tell her a story about a poor bloke on the forum who has to deal with a bunch of cigars that have dried out because he kept them in a hot room.

Then drop in, thank god I decided against keeping my Sellection in the spare room.... It's like a bloody furnace!

[PeeJay]

Or just swap them out with some from your bomb box, she'll never notice

[PeeJay]

Tell her a story about a poor bloke on the forum who has to deal with a bunch of cigars that have dried out because he kept them in a hot room.

Then drop in, thank god I decided against keeping my Sellection in the spare room.... It's like a bloody furnace!

If she's anything like MLW she'll hear the story but not actually listen to what you're saying. Their brains switch off as soon as they recognise the topic is cigar related unless its cost.

[Scott]

Darling that guest room is so hot, you've not bought any chocolate presents or candles have you? It's hot enough even to dry out my cigars!

I said a very similar thing to my mother who I know for a fact has bought me sticks.

[peanutpete]

how do you know they are for you Mo?

[PeeJay]

how do you know they are for you Mo?

Did I just hear a balloon pop? Next you'll be telling him there's no Santa Claus!

[oskihen]

how do you know they are for you Mo?

Excellent , as they assumption is the mother of all fuckups

[PeeJay]

Excellent , as they assumption is the mother of all fuckups

I thought 'assume' made an ass out of 'u' and me

[cigarmo]

how do you know they are for you Mo?

this is true I never thought of that

[oskihen]

I thought 'assume' made an ass out of 'u' and me

Not heard that one before like it [emoji3]

[ValeTudoGuy]

If she's anything like MLW she'll hear the story but not actually listen to what you're saying. Their brains switch off as soon as they recognise the topic is cigar related unless its cost.

Rachel listens to the stuff I tell her. But then I don't exactly drone on.

[Ross.Co]

I thought 'assume' made an ass out of 'u' and me

Wise words.

Thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread [emoji4]

Do believe Mr. Bolivar gets my vote. They will settle after a few days. Do not ruin the surprise.

Ross.Co

[mightyred]

Tell her a story about a poor bloke on the forum who has to deal with a bunch of cigars that have dried out because he kept them in a hot room.

Then drop in, thank god I decided against keeping my Sellection in the spare room.... It's like a bloody furnace!

Top drawer idea that

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