I'm Smoking Too Many Cubans!!!

[Robusto]

I'm knocking back one or two corkers per day at present and I'm enjoying the pleasure of that immensely.

However, I'll never be a STOCKMAN at this rate as I'm raiding my humi drawers too often already!

Part of this is because a good cigar is, for me, a wonderful stress-buster - and I am stressed and knackered currently. Part of this is because my RA Small Club Coronas have not arrived from dongabriel yet. I did get an email saying they had been dispatched the other day after I slagged them off for my long wait...

Apart from the sex, this really is my only 'bad' habit.

But just like the onanism, I might get more out of my stick if I forget it for a while.

There's no way I'll ever give this up.

But do you ever think you should be smoking less, and wonder what to do about it?

I thought today would be the first day in ages when I would not smoke a fine one, yet my cigar case is tooled up and I'm ready - in my mind - to light up at 3.30pm after work in my car.

A JL2. Smoking sex.

I knocked off a Bolivar at a dog show yesterday and some folk told me they had been looking around for who was smoking such a great-smelling cigar. They could waft it - on a calm day - from the other side of a large playing field and had sought me out.

See - I love all that. And you don't get it if you walk round a big field smoking nothing!

I'll have my JL2 today and then wait for my smaller smokes to arrive.

I am greedy. I must abstain.
I am greedy. I must abstain.

[cj121]

Sounds like a great position to be in mate. Why abstain or refrain
As it says in Alex's sig...

[Bender]

Apart from the sex, this really is my only 'bad' habit.

Mate, this is not a BAD habit but a great habit! I'd love to be in the position of either.

Keep on smoking, but change it up a bit so you'll enjoy those cuban's even more.

[whisky77]

Clarification.

If you check the procedures relating to stock control in the Stockmans handbook, you will observe that as a trainee stockman you are allowed to partake in sampling of the stock from time to time, as you feel the need, purely for QA/QC purposes.

Hope this clarifies the situation.

[Robusto]

If you check the procedures relating to stock control in the Stockmans handbook, you will observe that as a trainee stockman you are allowed to partake in sampling of the stock from time to time, as you feel the need, purely for QA/QC purposes.

Hope this clarifies the situation.

Love it, Whisk. And boys.

What should a Trainee Stockman wear, btw?

[Drewmidorn]

"I'm Smoking Too Many Cubans!!!"

Rubbish!

[whisky77]

Hat.

Love it, Whisk. And boys.

What should a Trainee Stockman wear, btw?

Usually they are recognisable by their stockmans hat,not unlike a cowboy hat.

[cj121]

Usually they are recognisable by their stockmans hat,not unlike a cowboy hat.

Adorned with a plume of puro waft I believe, so keep on firing 'em up!

[snooky]

Summer was created for the purpose of smoking fine cubans, dont fight it. We are the chosen few, so what are you smoking today ?

[nicwing]

Brybaby smokem smokem, just think as you are all heading to Cigar Central later in the year and at least 3 of you can bring back man sized allowances of sticks just fill your boots.

God knows I think you've earned it.

Now get on with thinking of things and posts to annoy us all while you luxuriate on your next 3 month school holiday!

[Robusto]

Time to leave the work desk.
Into the car park.
Cameras.
Non-smoking area.
Pol Pot's little guards overlloking the site.

Long winding driveway til I leave the perimeter fenced area into freedomville.
(Well... Ramsgate).

All a non-smoking exit drive-out.

But should I torch up in the car today?
Fat JL2 waiting for me.
In bed below the driver's seat.

I WILL TORCH UP.

But I can't drive out like Winston.
I can't V-sign and two' up with a monster in my gob.

But I will light up.
And drive to the gate.
With my fat one in my hand.

I am a free man.
I am a cigar smoker.

We are brothers.
I like incestuos smoking.

I am knackered.
Brain-pooped to the point of seeing the blues on the horizon.

I've just watched Trevor McDonald.
If he puffs, so puff I.

I, Smoker.
I, Rebel.

I

Love You xxxxx

[Stevieboy]

LOL!! Great stuff Bryan....mostly coherent as well LOL

Time to leave the work desk.
Into the car park.
Cameras.
Non-smoking area.
Pol Pot's little guards overlloking the site.

Long winding driveway til I leave the perimeter fenced area into freedomville.
(Well... Ramsgate).

All a non-smoking exit drive-out.

But should I torch up in the car today?
Fat JL2 waiting for me.
In bed below the driver's seat.

I WILL TORCH UP.

But I can't drive out like Winston.
I can't V-sign and two' up with a monster in my gob.

But I will light up.
And drive to the gate.
With my fat one in my hand.

I am a free man.
I am a cigar smoker.

We are brothers.
I like incestuos smoking.

I am knackered.
Brain-pooped to the point of seeing the blues on the horizon.

I've just watched Trevor McDonald.
If he puffs, so puff I.

I, Smoker.
I, Rebel.

I

Love You xxxxx

[Robusto]

I did it.

I had to stop at a music shop half way through.

What to do with the cigar?

I hide mine by the front driver's tyre and try to put it out of sight.

Ten minutes back to the car and the Juan Lopez is still sitting comfortably and responds to the first puff.

Such a first class sitter of a cigar, the JL2.

She tastes beautiful.

I feel manly.

I could never give this up.

Apologies for writing like a goon.

It's therapeutic sometimes.

[Lascaux]

bravo!

[nicwing]

Please don't stop Brian. I think I speak for everyone (Except Chico naturally) when I say we love it!

Stream of unconscious mind coming up through pack ice throbbing seas!

His mind like a hanky on which a lobster may well have wiped it's bottom.