*The Thread of Quotes*

[PeeJay]

If vegetarians love animals so much why do they eat all their food?

Source unknown

[SilentBOb]

If vegetarians love animals so much why do they eat all their food?

Source unknown

I like that one, reminds me of my friends t shirt he had years ago.

If god didn't want us to eat animals, they wouldn't be made out if meat.

Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk

[Wigan]

My favourite T-shirt slogan is Nobody knows i`m a lesbian! As worn by Axl Rose

[judders]

"The problem with internet quotes is that you can't always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864"

Borrowed from someones forum sig, possibly even on this forum? Made me smile though.

[cj121]

Yes, that's a good un

[Wigan]

"The problem with internet quotes is that you can't always depend on their accuracy" -Abraham Lincoln, 1864"

Borrowed from someones forum sig, possibly even on this forum? Made me smile though.

I remember reading that one. it was on here. Made me laugh for ages!

[Scrattie]

"The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." -Socrates

[Wigan]

"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."

[ValeTudoGuy]

Isn't that a Tarantino film quote?

Edit: Doh! It's Watchmen.

[Wigan]

Rorschach, sorry should have said