*The Thread of Quotes*

[peanutpete]

"Shit happens" me most days


Sorry it's all I got went to a comprehensive in north London

[PeeJay]

'If you can't say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all' - Thumper's mum

[jim_twin]

The trouble is, you think you have time. - Buddha

[ValeTudoGuy]

" I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit."
- To a woman solicitor

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"You look like you're ready for bed!"
- To President of Nigeria, who was wearing national dress

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"Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut."
- To a 13-year-old child, while visiting the space shuttle

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"Do you work in a strip club?"
- To a female sea cadet

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"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"
- To a Scottish driving instructor

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"Ghastly.”
- Giving his verdict on Stoke-on-Trent

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"Where did you get the hat?”
- To his wife after her coronation


Prince Philip

[butternutsquashpie]

There's peace in a Por Larranaga & calm in a Henry Clay.' Rudyard Kipling.

no wonder calm was discontinued 50 years ago...

[Scrattie]

We are caged by our cultural programming. Culture is a mass hallucination, and when you step outside the mass hallucination you see it for what it's worth.

Terence Mckenna

[cigarmo]

And this, too , shall pass. - Persian

[Simon G]

Dr. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson) in Anger Management:
...Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it.

[Simon G]

Al Pacino in Carlito's Way:
...favour gonna kill you faster than a bullet...

[Scrattie]

I heard a friend say this in a heated argument whilst we were sat around a table at the local.. Not sure if its somebodys quote but Ive remembered it for years..

"Reputation is one of the easiest things to get, but one of the hardest things to get rid of."

[Simon Bolivar]

I know but I'll be smoking another next Saturday

[cj121]

"If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart" Nelson Mandela

[SmokeyDave]

Never rub another man's rhubarb - The Joker

[tommy]

When I nod my head, you hit it.
Del Boy

[TJCoro]

The Old Wise One!

"If it has a glass top, leave the shop!" -TJ Coro


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