Onanism

[Robusto]

It's on YouTube, too.

[Stevieboy]

FUCKING HELL Drew!!! Respect dude!! You are one top shagger

1) When I was 17 at school I managed to do the deed in the Library with my girlfriend of the time.

2) As a grown up however....on a deserted stage with a young lady in Frankfurt

3) In the disabled toilet in Maidstone Hospital after having part of my kidney removed with same lady from Frankfurt.

4) Kensington roof gardens..... yes with the lady from Frankfurt

Surely that's got the ball rolling

[Stevieboy]

I disagreed as I felt we could progress to the actual warehouse at some stage

ROFLMAO!!!! Magic

[Robusto]

I've tried to answer this three times.

Once was too graphic.
Once was too dull.
So I'll try it this way.

Masturbation was taught to me at an all-boys' boarding school. I didn't have a clue - but once it was explained and demonstrated, I was an immediate fan.

It was a great tickle for a few months, and on the day it 'went real' in that deep and comically "hello there from my Panzer tank" way for the very first time, I remember I wanted to shout out "Fuck me! I'm a REAL man now!'.

If dorm life hasn't changed over the years, there will still be 20/25 teenage lads across the planet cooped up in serried rows of beds having farting competitions throughout the night, but more likely engaged in todger wars such as the quickest to get there, the slowest to get there, the longest distance thrown, etc etc.

It really was furtive - and came to inventive peaks, for me, when Prime Minister Ted Heath and the Conservative government at the time brought about power cuts and the lights went off early. What else were teenage boys - with no females in the area - to do?

Much of the energy of early years was fuelled by jazz mags shared around the chaps. If Matron found you had one under your pillow, you might be in for a real spanking!

It was quite insanely hot-house, all this.

There were competitions to find the best accompanying 'exercise' music, played after lights-out on cassette, and I remember The Flight Of The Bumble Bee was a quite ludicrous yet popular choice.

I think I suggested Solid Gold Easy Action by T.Rex.

Then came GIRLS, and things brightened up immensely... though, unfortunately, I never made a dorm with twenty of them.

The girl moments are more sensitive for me to pin-point - lest they be read beyond this circle - but embrace (like us all, I reckon) cars, vans, loos on trains and planes, rocky caravans.

A couple of the most memorable moments were in great sunshine.

A Greek beach.
A small island in the middle of a Scottish loch. On a boat on the beach.

Solitude. Heat. Silence. Intensity.

Ambient sounds are good accompaniments.
Rain. Tractors. Pond splashings. Removing plungers.
I recall lots through sounds.
And smells.

I like smoking a cigar and thinking about all this at times.

It's a story, like yours, that only the grave will halt.
Like smoking cigars.

But in this case cigars are in second position.

[Robusto]

Sorry if that offends or disturbs lol anyone.
I do find sex a bloody laugh!

[cj121]

I thought it was a blast mate, especially...

Solitude. Heat. Silence. Intensity.

[Robusto]

lol!

I don't think dormitory homo-erotic sexual awakenings are to be encouraged LMFAO and I always advise people who tell me that they are thinking of sending their kids away to school that I am AGAINST boarding education, and only give the filthy graphic details to mates.

I didn't really have a chance because if I had stayed at home, I'd have watched my parents beat the shit out of each other lol! My Dad didn't want that, so I packed little cases regularly and got on trains. At least I only sniffed their blood during the school holidays.

In my case, my Dad made the correct decision.

There's also a strong possibility that if I had stayed at home, I'd have never found out about The Joys Of Self-Abuse aged 11 and would have thus missed several years' unbridled pleasure.

Some of my classmates view these Weird Years as their best - and, unsurprisingly, pack their kids off with cases on trains for months on end...

I killed the boredom - when not bashing - by bashing rock n roll on the piano.

There would certainly have been more breasts about in a 'realistic' environment in my early and mid teens had I had a state education...

I've made sure my boys have been in a 'normal' domestic scenario as they have grown up because of my unusual initiation in matters erotic...

[cj121]

I didn't quite get the same informal curriculum at the Comprehensive(?) I went to, as your good self mate!
I bet you've seen, and heard, some bits and bobs (few boobs admittedly) looking back.

[cj121]

On the topic, I picked up a book from a place in the Kings Road (Londinium) back in the late 70s entitled 'AutoEroticism' which was a whole publication about the art of self indulgence, what when and why. Kin mad. I'll have to dig it out and post up the pic.

[Robusto]

If you are locked-up sexually, you find your chances wherever.

Mine started with a number of provincial girls LMFAO in Ipswich (family home) and broadened as I grew older to include girlfriends near my boarding school.

School discos became shagathons in the school grounds. Teachers would hunt you out with torches FFS!

There is nothing surprising in this, and I am not surprised at all that some of my contemporaries became out gays early on.

Don't misread me. I have nothing against gays at all. I consider myself to be gay-friendly.

I just think boarding schools can make gays of people who otherwise might not have been. (Happy to be shot down on this).

I can't write this without seeming really bigoted. If that's the impression I'm giving, it's not meant to be.

I'm sure boarding schools will have changed since the time I was educated in one. Mine was spartan, cold-shower-ish and pretty brutal.

They MUST be more normal and warm these days.

[Robusto]

Anyway...

Thank the Lord for Jazz Mags when I was young and doing seven years inside.

And those locked away in boarding schools these days can no doubt get all they want online.

Which I think is a very good thing.

[TJCoro]

That's what she said!

Sorry if that offends or disturbs lol anyone.
I do find sex a bloody laugh!

...and so do your birds, I'm told!

Names TJ, TJCoro, and sometimes it's just too easy!

I like to juggle my balls.

[Robusto]

All sex is hysterical.

Now I must remove the gimp mask and shower.

TTFN.

[Robusto]

Someone else run up and down with the ball now, please.

Thank you, Drew, for opening the door of the thread.

[TJCoro]

Stop looking at my U TUBE???

It's on YouTube, too.

Yeah...I put it there. Guess who shot it?