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[Robusto]

...is the number of French oral taped exams I have marked since the start of May.

The end is in sight!

Probably two more weeks of after-hours doses.
I've worked out that I will have spent 3.5 days on this job.

Cigars help no end to get through this.
They really help my concentration.

Do they help yours?

[TJ:01]

I'll let you know after I start my A-Level history marking at the end of the week...

[Robusto]

It's a good game is it not, Sir?

Are you marking paper scripts, or will your papers have been scanned so they are screen-marked?

I assume you do this for wad not love.

[Robusto]

I'm marking by LISTENING with very few scribbles.
Just the actual marks and totals.

I don't think I could mark paper scripts and work a cigar.

[whisky77]

Multitasking.

I'm marking by LISTENING with very few scribbles.
Just the actual marks and totals.

I don't think I could mark paper scripts and work a cigar.

Multi tasking Robusto? it`s the future.

[larrysputnik]

That's why I don't give homework. It takes away too much of my cigar time.

[Robusto]

I have exactly 100 to go so it should all be over in less than two weeks.

Suggestions for how to celebrate, please.

[cj121]

Has to be stick related mate. Get your bum over to Teddington again and treat yourself

[Stevieboy]

Did someone say French Oral?!?!?

[Robusto]

lol

Yup. I'll go for some of that.

BOTS - Come Spider Me All Over...

[Robusto]

3 tapes of 8 candidate each.
24 candidates to go to freedom.
I don't fucking believe it!
AND it's my day job pay day tomorrow!

I will have completed my marking before going to bed tonight unless the religious freaks come a door knocking.

Phoning results abroad and posting back all associated detritus will have to wait as it's not so urgent.

I can mark eight candidates (roughly a C90) to a fat bastard like a D4. NOTHING has detracted from the pleasure.

I don't know what to do to push the boat out tonight...

Maybe just a quiet garden smoke with some good port.

I am not going to know what to do with myself for two or three hours every evening.

Maybe I'll take a cigar picture of myself.

[whisky77]

Focus.

3 tapes of 8 candidate each.
24 candidates to go to freedom.
I don't fucking believe it!
AND it's my day job pay day tomorrow!

I will have completed my marking before going to bed tonight unless the religious freaks come a door knocking.

Phoning results abroad and posting back all associated detritus will have to wait as it's not so urgent.

I can mark eight candidates (roughly a C90) to a fat bastard like a D4. NOTHING has detracted from the pleasure.

I don't know what to do to push the boat out tonight...

Maybe just a quiet garden smoke with some good port.

I am not going to know what to do with myself for two or three hours every evening.

Maybe I'll take a cigar picture of myself.

Remember your promise to be a trainee stockman Robusto.

Do not be overly tempted by your growing selection of cigars.

Focus on those nicely aged cigars you will have this time next year.

[Robusto]

Mate.

I'm having problems keeping my hands of all these beauts!
I think I'll just smear myself in Vic's VapoRub of an evening and sniff in deeply.

MEANWHILE...

[TJCoro]

No Figgy Puddin' if you don't do your homework!

That's why I don't give homework. It takes away too much of my cigar time.

Homework in que, errr, what, senor Larrybird?

[TJCoro]

Pray for Robusto!

A Prayer for Saint Robutso


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