A serious question

[SmokeyDave]

So the wife has been away with work for a month, coming home via Dubai.

I drive up to Manchester airport to pick her up and sit patiently waiting at arrivals.

The doors open, there she is!

Now the serious question ....... what is an appropriate amount of time to leave before I ask "So dearest, what cigars did you bring me from Duty Free?"

[PeeJay]

So the wife has been away with work for a month, coming home via Dubai.

I drive up to Manchester airport to pick her up and sit patiently waiting at arrivals.

The doors open, there she is!

Now the serious question ....... what is an appropriate amount of time to leave before I ask "So dearest, what cigars did you bring me from Duty Free?"

Wait till after the welcome home shag

[tommy]

When those doors open walk over excitedly and say "where are they!!" She'll love you for that!
No I think John's right, give her a good seeing too, then ask for payment lol.

[Deano]

Obviously you ask the question before she gets in - let the window crack down a bit so she can't make a dash for the seat.

[butternutsquashpie]

Wait till after the welcome home shag

Give her your petit corona first?

Oh we're a group of cheeky cunts

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[tommy]

Give her your petit corona first?

Oh we're a group of cheeky cunts

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What and get the 7 70 as payment! I think if I asked my wife for those terms she shove it up the darkest part of the lightest part of my body!!!

[cigarmo]

It will be in the hand luggage, offer to help unpack !

[sheppsea]

Why wait until she get to arrivals? I would have called her as soon as she landed

[Tucky]

After you present her with the flowers. That way you get both freely given 'marital rights' AND she will feel obliged to give her gift ASAP in return....

[PeeJay]

Flowers? Is not the gift of lurve enough? (Have you seen the cost of airport flowers?)

[Tucky]

Oh young grasshopper you don't buy them from the airport....brownie points can be pre planned...

[SmokeyDave]

I ended up being tactful and asking her "Did you bring me anything back for my birthday?" seeing as she was away for it

Turns out I got a box of H. Upmann Royal Robustos, a 5 pack of Siglo II and 2 x 3 packs of Hoyo Petit Robustos ...... I knew I married her for a reason

She did clock me eyeing up the luggage as she walked through arrivals

[SmokeyDave]

After you present her with the flowers. That way you get both freely given 'marital rights' AND she will feel obliged to give her gift ASAP in return....

I like your suggestion, but with the price of flowers now that is a lot of dosh that could go toward smokes

[ValeTudoGuy]

Great selection!

[Simon Bolivar]

Petit Corona? Jezza, you shouldn't judge us all by your own short commings