Tales from the front

[ValeTudoGuy]

Hope they didn't take his Seismic Screwdrivers

[Sean]

Just took a call from one of our regulars who reported being robbed by a Time Lord, had to ask him if he knew WHO it was.

You really had to ask thats shocking that you just cant cut them off


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[Tucky]

Surely if there 'regulars' it works the same as a pub, the staff know you so therefore can take the piss out of you more...

[ValeTudoGuy]

Surely if there 'regulars' it works the same as a pub, the staff know you so therefore can take the piss out of you more...

Thats how it works out on the street, not sure about the phones though.

[PeeJay]

Caller - I was in the pub and arranged to buy some stolen cigarettes from this guy. I gave him thirty quid and followed him round the corner but he's disappeared
Me - You do know what you've just said?
Caller - Oh yeah, maybe I'll put it down to experience.

[butternutsquashpie]

30 quid for cigarettes!?!

Better be 2 cartons!

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[Sean]

Hahahaha you get some real ed the balls phoning in


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[Habana-Habanos]

Caller - I was in the pub and arranged to buy some stolen cigarettes from this guy. I gave him thirty quid and followed him round the corner but he's disappeared
Me - You do know what you've just said?
Caller - Oh yeah, maybe I'll put it down to experience.

This is hilarious ahahaha


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[ValeTudoGuy]

Classic! If your going to play with Fire please don't expect the law to protect you when you get burned...... Unless you are actually playing with fire and then the fire brigade will most likely try to help you. Lol

[cigarmo]

Too funny

[Pandyboy]

Knob!

[PeeJay]

Caller 'I'm thinking of buying a second hand bike and wondered how I could find out if its stolen'
Me 'Where is it advertised?'
Caller 'On Gumtree'
Me 'It's stolen'

[tommy]

Lol. Scumtree strikes again.

[butternutsquashpie]

Note to self : enact a law to charge 5 quid for every 999 call.

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[PeeJay]

So this is not a joke. There is a woman in London who contacts young men via Skype and coerces them into performing a sex act which she records and plays back to them then blackmails them with the threat to put it on Youtube and Facebook. I have just taken the third that we know of and at least one of them turned off his webcam and she remotely activated it. Jeremy you have been warned.