Tales from the front

[ValeTudoGuy]

What kind of PERVERT has sex at 5.55?

[Sean]

So at 5.55am this morning I get an abandoned call with no request for police but sounds of a woman moaning. And the moaning gets louder and louder and more passionate until she comes. Be careful where you leave your mobile at bedtime chaps!

Early morning sex she must of took advantage of his morning glory


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[tommy]

Rise and shine dear, the postman's here.....
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[PeeJay]

What kind of PERVERT has sex at 5.55?

I would try if my wife was still in bed at that time, texted me 'good morning' at 4.14am today

[Pandyboy]

Not everyone is a pain.

Christmas eve a couple of yeas back an lderly lady called 999 to say her TV had broken. The call handler found out that she lived alone and had no family and that her only company on xmas day would be her TV. An officer went to see her and told her not to worry. He went home and picked up an old TV that he was not using. He then gave this to the lady and she was able to have a nice xmas.
Sometimes these selfless storeis get forgotten about with all the media negativity about the police.

[PeeJay]

Good point Duncan but good news doesn't sell papers unfortunately

[Pandyboy]

Good point Duncan but good news doesn't sell papers unfortunately

True but I just wanted people to know we're not all bad!

[PeeJay]

True but I just wanted people to know we're not all bad!

Speak for yourself, ex-rat remember!

[Pandyboy]

Speak for yourself, ex-rat remember!

Oh dear!

[ValeTudoGuy]

I've never met a nice traffic officer.

[PeeJay]

I've never met a nice traffic officer.

Sure you don't mean South African?

[tommy]

God I remember that scene, my dad was involved with spitting image.

[ValeTudoGuy]

God I remember that scene, my dad was involved with spitting image.

Spitting image was bonkers, what was it that he did?

[PeeJay]

I had a Simpsons moment yesterday when my last call of the day was a man who dialed 999 to ask for the non-emergency number

[tommy]

I had a Simpsons moment yesterday when my last call of the day was a man who dialed 999 to ask for the non-emergency number

I bet you damn nearly soiled yourself! How do you do it john? You must have the patients of a saint.