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  • Two of my brothers are in the Police force. They both have the occasional interesting story too.

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    • This thread is genius... Shred like a duck remains the highest point. PeeJay i tip my hat to your patience, and diligence. The job ad caused goosebumps. The rest huge giggles... Thx for sharing!
      "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

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      • Great stories, strangely familiar !

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        • Part of me would like to hear the other side the story though.... You know, the non jaded side.
          Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

          Originally posted by PeeJay
          I get longing looks from guys walking past

          Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
          A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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          • Great thread this! Each addition always makes me laugh!

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            • I hope no one on here is gullible enough to fall for this but your friends and relatives might be. We're seeing a big rise in people getting cold calls from someone claiming to be working on behalf of Microsoft who have identified a problem with your PC. Fortunately they can fix it remotely... you can guess the rest. Locked PC and a ransom demand to unlock it.
              'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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              • And on a lighter note I took a call today from a girl called Cushelle, do you think her parents realised? I really respect the French having an approved list of names.
                'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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                • Shitty name.

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                  • Weirdest call of the day so far, someone from Google has just rung and asked me a question!
                    Last edited by PeeJay; 09-07-2015, 11:20 AM.
                    'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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                    • Did you get it right
                      It's not the arrow, it's the Indian !

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                      • Originally posted by RDBM View Post
                        Did you get it right
                        Of course
                        'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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                        • Originally posted by PeeJay View Post
                          Weirdest call of the day so far, someone from Google has just rung and asked me a question!
                          No way I didn't realise that was how it worked. I am going to google my name and see if the house phone goes.....

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                          • PeeJay.... There has to be a book in this!
                            "Dear heart, you're talking to a man- a real man- who drinks straight Tequilla, with lime and salt on the rim, and smokes cigars" (J Zavala)

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                            • I've had the Microsoft call a few times, I normally just hang up on them. I've also had the we're doing a survey one a few times too. The funniest one I had was someone trying to sell me insurance for my sky box "okay sir that'll be ?9 a month, I just need your bank account number and sort code" I say "are you having a laugh? There's no way I'm giving you that over the phone, send me a direct debit mandate and I'll send it back" he then says "do you not trust me?" I say " why should I?" " because I'm from Sky television" "I don't know who you are and besides any one from sky wouldn't ask for these details over the phone bye"
                              Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment as you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it!

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                              • Originally posted by PeeJay View Post
                                I hope no one on here is gullible enough to fall for this but your friends and relatives might be. We're seeing a big rise in people getting cold calls from someone claiming to be working on behalf of Microsoft who have identified a problem with your PC. Fortunately they can fix it remotely... you can guess the rest. Locked PC and a ransom demand to unlock it.
                                This year alone have had that call 3 times as soon as I say I haven't got a computer they slam the phone down
                                old age pensioner only last week had his life savings stolen by the above call all it took was 5 minutes.

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