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    Just had a call at work from a woman who was shown a laptop at a boot sale then paid ?800 cash for one in a box that she didn't check till she got home. It contained bananas, there's one born every minute!
    'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

  • #2
    Originally posted by PeeJay View Post
    Just had a call at work from a woman who was shown a laptop at a boot sale then paid ?800 cash for one in a box that she didn't check till she got home. It contained bananas, there's one born every minute!
    She must have thought it was an apple

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    • #3
      Who pays ?800 for a laptop from a boot sale? They have these fake auctions in Blackpool were they show all this suff like a sony mp3 player an iPad, top of the line perfumes other high price stuff then give the first lot to a stooge then out come the taped up black bin bags they sell the lots off by the time people open them they find sunny mp3 players ipeeds and fake stuff with similar names. What is really baffling is that the police and trading standards cant stop them they are there same shop everyday.

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      • #4
        Hahahaahhahahhahah why would you not check the box before hand she must be going ape over it :-)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by cigarmo View Post
          Who pays ?800 for a laptop from a boot sale? They have these fake auctions in Blackpool were they show all this suff like a sony mp3 player an iPad, top of the line perfumes other high price stuff then give the first lot to a stooge then out come the taped up black bin bags they sell the lots off by the time people open them they find sunny mp3 players ipeeds and fake stuff with similar names. What is really baffling is that the police and trading standards cant stop them they are there same shop everyday.
          Not that I would get stiffed like that... But if I did, they better not stay in one place... I would be busting someone's head.
          Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

          Originally posted by PeeJay
          I get longing looks from guys walking past

          Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
          A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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          • #6
            Oh and not to miss out on a pun... At first her friends were green with envy, but once they saw what was in the box they went ripe off the idea!
            Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

            Originally posted by PeeJay
            I get longing looks from guys walking past

            Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
            A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ValeTudoGuy View Post
              Oh and not to miss out on a pun... At first her friends were green with envy, but once they saw what was in the box they went ripe off the idea!
              Good shout mate

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              • #8
                I can only imagine she went bananas when she opened the box

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                • #9
                  Local Police say she was had by a "bunch" of con artists, though they intend to "peel" back the lies and hope for a "fruitful" investigation.

                  One local resident said that their have been a "Boat" load of similar incidents and that the crooks are really starting to take the "Pith".
                  Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

                  Originally posted by PeeJay
                  I get longing looks from guys walking past

                  Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
                  A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ValeTudoGuy View Post
                    Local Police say she was had by a "bunch" of con artists, though they intend to "peel" back the lies and hope for a "fruitful" investigation. One local resident said that their have been a "Boat" load of similar incidents and that the crooks are really starting to take the "Pith".
                    Jesus how long have you been planning that.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sean View Post
                      Jesus how long have you been planning that.
                      Im just a natural born bullshitter Sean!
                      Licky Licky before Sticky Sticky. - Puff Scotty 22/03/14

                      Originally posted by PeeJay
                      I get longing looks from guys walking past

                      Originally posted by butternutsquashpie
                      A purge follows a rapid puffing session.

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                      • #12
                        I had a few jobs where people have done similar, opened the bag and there was a couple of bottles of water in it.
                        Stupid is, as stupid does

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by mattyhall22 View Post
                          I had a few jobs where people have done similar, opened the bag and there was a couple of bottles of water in it.
                          Stupid is, as stupid does
                          Exactly, what sort of twat takes ?800 to a boot sale and buys any laptop without a warranty or receipt? Unfortunately not allowed to say that
                          'Cigars are a hobby, cigarettes an addiction'

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                          • #14
                            well......... honestly, if that could work, maybe she didn't deserve that 800quid of expendable income
                            Originally posted by ValeTudoGuy
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ValeTudoGuy View Post
                              Im just a natural born bullshitter Sean!
                              Being a northerner mate we need to learn how to get our self out of some sticky situations with the fine art of bull shit

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