I will never....

[nicwing]

I'm a positive cove but it occurred to me today that there are some things I am never going to do.

I'm going to start with a really simple one, I am never going to wear my glasses on a chain around my neck, sorry if you do it, my Dad does, but to my mind it makes you look like a complete dick head.

[Robusto]

Random!

Would you consider a pearl necklace instead like the Scotswoman?
Not offering one, you understand.

I'm never going to be the plumber I'd like to be.

[Boss Hog]

Wear open toe sandles with socks, in fact any type of sandles

and drink Sherry before the age of 50

[daverave999]

Tough one this. I'm not sure I could actually think of anything sensible that I might not possibly do. My life has taken some very surreal turns so many times it's ridiculous.
I was going to come up with a long list of things I'd be unlikely to do eg. bum a dwarf, but it descended into things so depraved that I wouldn't even tell my own girlfriend. Never is too strong a word for me (almost a challenge...).

I think the best I can do is:

I will never eat over 3 Kg of mahogany in one sitting.

[EDIT] Boss, you're seriously missing out on sherry. I'm 29 and I love the stuff. If you like sweet stuff, try a Pedro Ximenez.

[Stevieboy]

[EDIT] Boss, you're seriously missing out on sherry. I'm 29 and I love the stuff. If you like sweet stuff, try a Pedro Ximenez.

I'm with Dave on this one...love sherry and port too....hmmmm Port!!!

[Stevieboy]

...get a tattoo. Nope. No. Never....I thought about it ago and it might look good when you first get it but it'll look like a grey,saggy, hairy mess in 20 years time...then you'll say 'Shite!! I wish I'd listened to my Dad!!" LOL!!

PS I'm not saying this to offend anyone on the forum with tattoos...it's just how I feel

[TJCoro]

Snoooooze!

Start a tread out of boredom!

[G-man]

Never going to wear new sneakers on vacation.
Never get a fresh hair cut befor going on vacation.
Never drink Sherry either Boss,But Id like to bang er befor I die LMAO

[Boss Hog]

Tough one this. I'm not sure I could actually think of anything sensible that I might not possibly do. My life has taken some very surreal turns so many times it's ridiculous.
I was going to come up with a long list of things I'd be unlikely to do eg. bum a dwarf, but it descended into things so depraved that I wouldn't even tell my own girlfriend. Never is too strong a word for me (almost a challenge...).

I think the best I can do is:

I will never eat over 3 Kg of mahogany in one sitting.

[EDIT] Boss, you're seriously missing out on sherry. I'm 29 and I love the stuff. If you like sweet stuff, try a Pedro Ximenez.

I really think you should change your mind on the Dwarf bumming (female of course) when your done, toss her away... Thats another sport. 2 for the price of one.

Actually the more I think about this. there is a long list I can come up with, although I cant decide if to add Thai lady boys to it or not.