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Well after about 18 hours in my work boots yesterday, I got back into the house at some point between 12.30 and 1am.... Frankly I was feeling shit.
But then, the Mrs had left a package out on my desk for me and even in my work induced bad mood I couldn't wait to open it.
What I found next brightened my up no end, thanks Rokkitsci!
I have a packet of Rev. George's Original Homemade turnip-fed llama* processed Georky!!!!!
I feel like I should point out that it's not actually made of llama, it's made entirely of substandard meat of which the Rev.s numerous road kill findings compromise the largest proportion. The llamas just chew the tough meat which gives the benefits of tenderising the tough meat and allowing it to marinate in their turnip infused saliva to impart a unique flavour.
Basically this stuff is great and I'm really enjoying it!
In the package was also a George's Reserve custom roll cigar which is blended from the finest Terbacky leaves grown in the back yard at Tabacalera Casa de Rokkitsci. He dries and ages the leaves for anything up to three days.
This stick was expertly rolled by a young but skilful Uzbekistani Torcedora called Yekaterina. There's even a photo of the rolling process included and she certainly appears to enjoy her work..... Though the working conditions must be tough because it looks very hot in the factory!
But then, the Mrs had left a package out on my desk for me and even in my work induced bad mood I couldn't wait to open it.
What I found next brightened my up no end, thanks Rokkitsci!
I have a packet of Rev. George's Original Homemade turnip-fed llama* processed Georky!!!!!
I feel like I should point out that it's not actually made of llama, it's made entirely of substandard meat of which the Rev.s numerous road kill findings compromise the largest proportion. The llamas just chew the tough meat which gives the benefits of tenderising the tough meat and allowing it to marinate in their turnip infused saliva to impart a unique flavour.
Basically this stuff is great and I'm really enjoying it!
In the package was also a George's Reserve custom roll cigar which is blended from the finest Terbacky leaves grown in the back yard at Tabacalera Casa de Rokkitsci. He dries and ages the leaves for anything up to three days.
This stick was expertly rolled by a young but skilful Uzbekistani Torcedora called Yekaterina. There's even a photo of the rolling process included and she certainly appears to enjoy her work..... Though the working conditions must be tough because it looks very hot in the factory!
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