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  • #61
    Hmmmmm! Sounds Wonderful!

    Originally posted by Robusto View Post
    May I just say that catalina joy sounds like a position.
    No he din't

    I like the way your mind works, senor R!

    I am Catalina Joy, and I never thought of that.

    sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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      • #63
        Hey Auntie TeeJ

        I am getting worried about the effect of salt water spray on my finest Cubans while I am relaxing on the beach.

        I have heard that there are some rum based drinks which can help, can you advise
        Nic
        Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

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        • #64
          We know nothing!

          Senor Nicwing asks:

          Originally posted by nicwing View Post
          Hey Auntie TeeJ

          I am getting worried about the effect of salt water spray on my finest Cubans while I am relaxing on the beach.

          I have heard that there are some rum based drinks which can help, can you advise

          Lo seinto, senor Nic, but we know nothing about this product...well maybe TJ knows something, but he is off on another mystical journey with don Juan, hopefully a shorter trip this time.

          But for now, simply stay off the beaches, amigo. Beside...too much sun is bad for you.

          Hope this helps!

          sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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          • #65
            OK then Mr Slim Shady Cigar...

            Originally posted by TJCoro View Post
            , .

            But for now, simply stay off the beaches, amigo. Beside...too much sun is bad for you.
            Mr Friend Mr Bryano, who has played on his organ for so long some people say he has alternating black and white toe nails, wants to know if it's OK to go on the Biaches?
            Last edited by nicwing; 03-06-2009, 09:11 AM.
            Nic
            Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

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            • #66
              Beyotch Good, Beach Bad!

              Senor Nicwing writes:

              Originally posted by nicwing View Post
              Mr Friend Mr Bryano, who has played on his organ for so long some people say he has alernating black and white toe nails, wants to know if it's OK to go on the Biaches?
              Of course it's okay, senor nicwing.

              Always good to pound your puro on a beyotch....

              ...just stay off the beaches!

              sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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              • #67
                Please Let Us know!

                Hello Mr. TJ, Ms CJ, and the rest of the Coros.

                I'm a first time poster, long to fan.

                I would like to know if you have found anything interesting in the Caribbean?

                sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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                • #68
                  Puros in the Caribe!

                  A fan asks:

                  Originally posted by TJCoro View Post
                  Hello Mr. TJ, Ms CJ, and the rest of the Coros.

                  I'm a first time poster, long to fan.

                  I would like to know if you have found anything interesting in the Caribbean?

                  Yes.

                  sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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                  • #69
                    Nice sexual find there, my man!

                    Please advise, TJ.
                    You won't know where this is but never mind.

                    This on my Gumtree freebies email this morning:

                    Hamster free to good home. (Maidstone).

                    Should I take on a different kind of furry best friend next time?

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Robusto View Post
                      Nice sexual find there, my man!

                      Please advise, TJ.
                      You won't know where this is but never mind.

                      This on my Gumtree freebies email this morning:

                      Hamster free to good home. (Maidstone).

                      Should I take on a different kind of furry best friend next time?
                      Roboooosto and TJ, the Pet shop bwoays, reminds me of a classic bit of audio.... I wonder if I can find it ......
                      Nic
                      Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

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                      • #71
                        Dear TJ
                        I have recently blown all my cash in the forum casino and feel a bit down. Should I light up to lighten up????

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                        • #72
                          The Odds are always with the House!

                          Senor Pligster writes:

                          Originally posted by pligster View Post
                          Dear TJ
                          I have recently blown all my cash in the forum casino and feel a bit down. Should I light up to lighten up????
                          Well senor pigster, the rule TJ always follow is never gamble expecting to win and never gamble more than you can afford to loose. Follow this simple rule and you will always be a winner in TJ's book!

                          So lighten up on the casino and spark up a fine puros, instead.


                          Good Luck!

                          My name is Catalina Joy, and I never gamble more than I am willing to loose. Better yet, use the $$$ to buy fine puros instead and you'll always be a winner!
                          sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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                          • #73
                            A presonal decision!

                            Senor Robusto Queries:

                            Originally posted by Robusto View Post
                            Nice sexual find there, my man!

                            Please advise, TJ.
                            You won't know where this is but never mind.

                            This on my Gumtree freebies email this morning:

                            Hamster free to good home. (Maidstone).

                            Should I take on a different kind of furry best friend next time?
                            Afraid I can't help you there, senor. The Coros believe in the "don't ask don't tell" rule.

                            But if you believe you have a good hole, errrr, sorry!!! I mean GOOD HOME, than I say give 'er a go, mate!

                            ?Mejor de suerte en tu b?squeda, amigo bueno!

                            sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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                            • #74
                              Why is it whenever I have a day off (not that I get many at the moment) the weather is always crap........

                              Who has shot TJ...............
                              I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
                              Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
                              Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
                              Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

                              The Dawg.

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