Ask TJ - The Forum's Agony Aunt

[Robusto]

?Se?or Robusto, t? bastardo!!!

Comme WANK, je ne comprends pas.

[cj121]

TJ....Please Help!!Getting married next Saturday, and the new Ball 'N' Chain does not want me standing out side all night smoking Cuba's best cigars???

If if she has to endure the herf Dale, you could always get her a nice chair to sit on whilst she waits mate...

[TJCoro]

Donc vous dites. . .

?Se?or Robusto, t? bastardo!!!

Comme WANK, je ne comprends pas.

J'ai pari? vous ne faites pas, mon ami, j'ai pari? vous ne faites pas!

[cohibaIV]

Guys....


what can I say???

I'm F**Ked

[cj121]

But in a nice way mate, I'm sure

[TJCoro]

Try a little tenderness!

Hi! It is Catalina Joy here....

Senor, marriage is about compromises - Sometimes you give in a little and sometime your lovely bride does.

Remind her how import puros are to you and well being. And in exchange, show her kindness when she wants something that you may not like - like visiting with her family, or taking her our to her favorite restaurante every now and then.

Remember, we all have are vices and in a life-long relationship it's import to allow each to indulge a little in our favorites. Tolerance for each other's little pleasures is a cornerstone of a strong and healthy relationship.

I am Cataline Joy Coro, and the Coros wish the happy couple all the best!

[Stogiedog]

Boy, I gotta get me some more fruitcakes....................

[cj121]

Boy, I gotta get me some more fruitcakes....................

You aint gotta look far Paul

[nicwing]

Hi! It is Catalina Joy here....

Senor, marriage is about compromises - Sometimes you give in a little and sometime your lovely bride does.

Remind her how import puros are to you and well being. And in exchange, show her kindness when she wants something that you may not like - like visiting with her family, or taking her our to her favorite restaurante every now and then.

Remember, we all have are vices and in a life-long relationship it's import to allow each to indulge a little in our favorites. Tolerance for each other's little pleasures is a cornerstone of a strong and healthy relationship.

I am Cataline Joy Coro, and the Coros wish the happy couple all the best!

or: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjoMS...rom=PL&index=3

And, if Antie TJ doesn't mind me cutting in here, I think this would make an excellent first dance number at the reception, have the granies in tears, then slip out back and spark up a phat one! Job's a good un!

Check out the hair cuts on that horn section!

[Robusto]

Boy, I gotta get me some more fruitcakes....................

LMFAO, Paul!

[Kdot]

what kind of aunt are you tj? I'm still impatiently waiting for your guileless advice???

[TJCoro]

?T? que hablas sobre mi hermana?

Responding to senor stogiedog, senor CJ121 carelessly wrote: You aint gotta look far Paul

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Senors CJ and Purodog,

Be cautious what you say about TJ's lovely but lonely sister CatalineaJoy!!!

He is VERY protective of his family, ESPECIALLY his only sister!!! Not to mention Ray Jay....he is muy loco .

Hello, my name is BJ, BJCoro, small brother to TJ, and I will hide your posts from TJ as long as I can.

[TJCoro]

First One, Senor Nicwing.

or: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjoMS...rom=PL&index=3

And, if Antie TJ doesn't mind me cutting in here, I think this would make an excellent first dance number at the reception, have the granies in tears, then slip out back and spark up a phat one! Job's a good un!

Check out the hair cuts on that horn section!

Nice job, senor Nic. TJ and I often reference songs in our posts, but you are the first to one, to our knowledge, to actally make the connection and find the link.

I agree with you that this would be a GREAT first song/dance at the wedding.

My name is Catalina Joy, and I'm impressed by senor Nicwing's resourcefulness.

[TJCoro]

Provide the Puro.

Senor Kdot writes:

Dear Auntie TJ,

I'm a long time reader, first time writer and must start by saying I love your column.

here's my dilemma, There's a nice girl that moved round my way last week, not too flabby and from the lack of skid marks on her underwear on the washing line, she appears relatively clean.

She's newly single so I think I should make a move, but don't know quite how to go about it. Should I offer her a few puffs on my cigar???

Sorry for the delayed response, senor Kdot, but TJ, BJ and sometimes Ray Jay have been keeping me busy here in the state of mind, Grand Cayman Island - "get me a beer CJ, bring me my puros CJ, who stole my underwear CJ"

Now, to your inquiry. Yes, by all means, offer her a puff on your puro and then later, offer her a cigar.

Good Luck!!!

[Robusto]

May I just say that catalina joy sounds like a position.