Ask TJ - The Forum's Agony Aunt

[TJCoro]

No Se, senor!

Why don't some of the supermarkets stock Clinomyn, TJ?
Why do I always have to divert somewhere ghastly like Supadrug to get it?

Is this prejudice?
Shall we organise a hit squad?

Yo no s?, Sr. Robusto. Quiz?s tiene algo que hacer con los derechos territoriales. Yo tengo miedo que me tengas en este uno.

Quiz? unos d?as en el Carribbean aclarar?n mi cabeza y yo puedo proporcionarte una respuesta buena

[Stogiedog]

TJ,
Why is it that the UK is in financial meltdown? you cannot find Lama milk over here for your tea!!! whats going on ?
I am going to change my name to Reggie Perrin! Should I do so, please help, of course you now who Reggie Perrin is? and his life?

[TJCoro]

?Yo no conozco al hombre!

Yo lo siento, mi amigo stogiedog. Yo no s? qui?n ?l es. Yo apost? que ?l es una persona maravillosa, el pensamiento.

Yo lo siento tambi?n, pero el dar hoy de mi consejo es bastante pobre y yo me he olvidado c?mo escribir en ingl?s. Y Catalina no est? aqu? para traducir para m?.

Quiz?s despu?s de que unos d?as descansan bien bajo el sol dorado de las islas con la hechura ?l.

Adios Amigo!

[Stogiedog]

TJ thank you for those kind words What the f...k did you say They have not really helped, you an agony aunt or what?

[nicwing]

I think he's an Anagram Aunt,

Special marks if you can work out the last 2 posts. You have 10 days!

[Stogiedog]

Best of luck with that Nic!!!!!!!!!

[nicwing]

Best of luck with that Nic!!!!!!!!!

OK, so you have half the first post, easy aint it

[cohibaIV]

TJ......HELP!!!!

TJ....

Please Help!!

Getting married next Saturday, and the new Ball 'N' Chain does not want me standing out side all night smoking Cuba's best cigars???

[Robusto]

Next Saurday!?!
Best wishes for that, mate!

[TJCoro]

TJ to the rescue!

TJ....

Please Help!!

Getting married next Saturday, and the new Ball 'N' Chain does not want me standing out side all night smoking Cuba's best cigars???

TJ to the rescue, mate,

Senor Cohiba IV,

I am sitting in the lobby of the Morritts Tortuga Club on the east end of the Grand Cayman Island. Just finished off a morning puro (Bolivar Bonitas) and a Cayman cup o' joe!!!

Matey...let's set up a Skype Time so we can talk this through. Maybe later tonight. Let me know.

I think if the Coros put their heads together we can come up with a plan.

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I think I can help!!!

[Robusto]

Let her stand under one of these in her wedding dress while you puff away, Dale.

Sex-typing.
Cool, eh?

[Robusto]

Yo no s?, Sr. Robusto. Quiz?s tiene algo que hacer con los derechos territoriales. Yo tengo miedo que me tengas en este uno.

Quiz? unos d?as en el Carribbean aclarar?n mi cabeza y yo puedo proporcionarte una respuesta buena

Perhaps it has something to do with territorial rights. I am afraid that I have on this one. Maybe a few days in the Caribbean will make clear my head and I can give a good answer
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[Robusto]

Yo lo siento, mi amigo stogiedog. Yo no s? qui?n ?l es. Yo apost? que ?l es una persona maravillosa, el pensamiento.

Yo lo siento tambi?n, pero el dar hoy de mi consejo es bastante pobre y yo me he olvidado c?mo escribir en ingl?s. Y Catalina no est? aqu? para traducir para m?.

Quiz?s despu?s de que unos d?as descansan bien bajo el sol dorado de las islas con la hechura ?l.

Adios Amigo!

I am sorry, my friend stogiedog. I do not know who he is. I bet he is a wonderful thought. I am sorry, but giving my advice today is quite poor and I have forgotten how to write in English. And Catherine is not here to translate for me. Perhaps after a few days down under the golden sun of the islands to make it. Adios Amigo!
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[TJCoro]

Lo Siento, Muchacho!

Se?or Stogiedog pregunt?:

TJ thank you for those kind words What the f...k did you say They have not really helped, you an agony aunt or what?

Yo lo siento mucho, Se?or Stogiedog,

Yo hago el mejor con lo que yo tengo. Despu?s de todos, era Se?or Nicwing que me puso a a este trabajo.

Y por alguna raz?n, mi ingl?s no es tan bien activo.

Yo continuar? considerando tu problema, Se?or Stogiedog,

Nombres de que TJ, TJCoro, y yo se olvidaron c?mo a us? el idioma ingl?s.

[TJCoro]

?Se?or Robusto piensa que ?l es tan inteligente!

?Se?or Robusto, t? bastardo!!! Expusiste mi idioma...

Se?or CJ, eres un gallina. ?Tiraste tu poste!

?Los nombres TJ, TJCoro, y yo se sienten tan desnudos!