An Important Message From TJ! Via CohibaIV..

[cohibaIV]

Hello amigos

It is Catalina, Catalina Joy Coro.

TJ is aware that some of you have been asking about his wereabouts, so he spoke to me in a dream last night and gave me this LINK. It shows TJ and his brujo and amigo, don Juan in the state of mind, sonoran desert. Be aware, however; TJ does not appear as he normally does in his beloved state of mind, mx, but I am sure you will be able to identify don Juan, the great brujo. And if you look real close, you might just be able to identify another UKCF member there, although I doubt he was aware of it at the time.


TJ wishes all his UKCF amigos well and hopes to return some day.

Gracias and adios amigos,

I am Catalina, Cataline Joy Coro, and I am TJ and BJ's most loyal sister.

[Deano]

TJ was always mad. Now he's completely lost it.

[Robusto]

Was TJ watching Stacey in EastEnders last night?
I've just watched that episode again.
I'm bipolar. You're bipolar. Let's smash a window.

In this house, we call that a Media Studies episode.

Has TJ been sectioned, then?
Have I cracked the code?

That Julie Tabor staged The Lion King.

[Robusto]

FRUIT CAKE

Fruit cake
That's what you are
You're a fruit cake
I sense it from afar

Across the pond I think
You may have lost your way
You're playing hide and seek
We Brits would call that gay

Nut loaf
That's what you are
You're a nut loaf
I chew it from afar

So puff away my friend
Your llamas think you're strange
They've never had a Dad
Who's gone through a sex change

And now they call you Mum
A Mum who smokes cheroots
You'd love a big fat Bolivar
But it clashes with your roots

Fruit cake
You're a total loon
Fruit cake
You're a full-time goon

Throw away those mammaries
Glue back on your tool
Pull your hips in, flex your pecs
And splat some smileys on this forum soon.


A work in progress
From your ever-adoring
Maya Angelou

xxxxx

[nicwing]

Pull your hips in, flex your pecs
And splat some smileys on this forum soon.


A work in progress
From your ever-adoring
Maya Angelou
(This babe ROCKS)

xxxxx

You know when I read Maya Angelou at the end there I re-read this and I could just hear her reading this.

How do you do that? I always wanted to be able to do poems in either a John Betjemen/ Cooper Clarke style. Now you've done this I think that next month we should have a Pome competition.

[Deano]

Loved the tune.

This is Beano on behalf of Deano.

[Robusto]

I'm at one with Maya's aesthetic when she declares:

I am a poet. What I'm going to say to you now, however, is not a poem, it doesn't pretend to be. These are ruminations or reflections upon the vanishment and undergrounding of Senor TJ-BJ-OK Coro.

We needed him. We the race needed him. We the Mexican people, we needed him.

She spurred me on to write a not-a-poem as a not-a-poet.
Gracias, My Babe.

Had I had the time, I'd have filmed in car plants for depth, also.

Meanwhile...

Every time she mentions The President... Barack Obama...
BELIEVE SHE'S SAYING TJ CORO.

Every time you see Barack Obama walk into a shot...
BELIEVE SHE'S SEEING TJ CORO.

Every time she shows neon stock exchange signs, or poor people in the street...
BELIEVE THAT SHE'S SAYING SHE NEEDS TJ CORO.

It makes perfect sense.
I am Maya Angelou.
Poet.
Believe.
I, Maya Angelou, believe I'm a poet.

Click a streaming Maya below...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/world_news_america/7838941.stm

[Robusto]

No insults intended in any of this.

I just find life ticks by in a way that keeps me smiling if, for example, in place of Maya, I see and hear the lips and dulcet tones of Dame Edna.

My avatar tells it all, TJ possum.
I once was also a woman, also.
Once.
I was.

[Deano]

Ok I'm lost.

[Boss Hog]

and I'm none the wiser as well.
I watched the first youtube link and thought I was tripping! I even got the munchies!

[Stogiedog]

[nicwing]

[Robusto]

Ok I'm lost.

LMFAO!

[Robusto]

and I'm none the wiser as well.
I watched the first youtube link and thought I was tripping! I even got the munchies!

LMFFAO!

[Robusto]

Lithium state high - For everyone else above.
Especially the bound n gagged Mexican.