New Job

[AlexG]

So, it seems like its the week for becoming employed. My wife and I are moving to Oxfordshire on Friday to start our new live in jobs at a pub there, hopefully it will be worth the wait!

[DavidD]

So, it seems like its the week for becoming employed. My wife and I are moving to Oxfordshire on Friday to start our new live in jobs at a pub there, hopefully it will be worth the wait!

Hey Alex - pleased to hear your news - does it mean that you'll be hosting herfs in a purpose-made cigar lounge before too long ?

[AlexG]

does it mean that you'll be hosting herfs in a purpose-made cigar lounge before too long ?

Preciously! Hopefully management like my style and promote me straight away, will have plans drawn up immediately.
The more likely scenario is ill be herfing in the freezing cold air.

[DavidD]

Preciously! Hopefully management like my style and promote me straight away, will have plans drawn up immediately.
The more likely scenario is ill be herfing in the freezing cold air.

Join the freezing cold air herf society - there are lots of us ! That's why we need allies in the pub trade to create exciting new WARM herfing venues !

[Batler]

Well done mate. I hope everything goes well.

Just get a thousand halogen heaters and fine chain fence. Sorted. May be a little too warm though

[tippexx]

That's why we need allies in the pub trade to create exciting new WARM herfing venues !

Trouble is Dave, Breweries, Landlords, Hoteliers etc. all piss about with cheapo solutions, generally canvas and patio heaters. Which if fine for warmer climes, but for Northern Europe I think the problem needs looking at from a more architectural and horticultural perspective.

[DavidD]

Trouble is Dave, Breweries, Landlords, Hoteliers etc. all piss about with cheapo solutions, generally canvas and patio heaters. Which if fine for warmer climes, but for Northern Europe I think the problem needs looking at from a more architectural and horticultural perspective.

Like a cannabis lounge ! Well, that includes the horticultural dimension, doesn't it ?

[tippexx]

Like a cannabis lounge ! Well, that includes the horticultural dimension, doesn't it ?

Not quite what I meant. Densely planted evergreens make excellent windbreaks and wire trained can make pretty good roofs. Plants also absorb carbons, so possibly even the green brigade might be pleased.

[Puff Scotty]

Congrat's Alex....hope you settle in OK...bottoms up!

[Puff Scotty]

Join the freezing cold air herf society - there are lots of us ! That's why we need allies in the pub trade to create exciting new WARM herfing venues !

we need allies in the Government to change the f'in laws...10 yrs..no pubs left...

[Jacobwaits]

Best of luck to you.

[DavidD]

we need allies in the Government to change the f'in laws...10 yrs..no pubs left...

Well said, o kilted prophet. What were pubs will become Indian restaurants - so, perhaps, we should lobby them for herfin lounge annexes ?

[tippexx]

we need allies in the Government to change the f'in laws...10 yrs..no pubs left...

Don't be silly Dave, that would imply several of them having the courage of independent thought. They don't do that, it isn't the way to get on, careers are safer in gangs!

[Puff Scotty]

Don't be silly Dave, that would imply several of them having the courage of independent thought. They don't do that, it isn't the way to get on, careers are safer in gangs!

OOOps I'm silly, I forgot that!
Wonder what would happen if I forgot to pay the tax on my already, pre-taxed, stealth taxed, taxed to flamin death...private pension!
Suppose I'd get ganged up on...

[tippexx]

Well, yes you would I'm afraid. Alzheimer's is an unacceptable citizen excuse with regard to taxation.

Being to busy to bother, or having a permanent temporary mind slip however are acceptable and time honoured excuses in regard to bunking-off taxs by pretending they're Parliamentary expenses.