Lasagna or more?

[JOAO LA PEZ]

As with all events we shall expect a full report and pictures tomorrow, if you escape.

[cigarsam]

unless she is the 25 stone 6 ft 5 monolith that you suggest..... in which case it's worth it for the lasagna

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[Puff Scotty]

Take your biggest cigar with you...

[cigarsam]

Take your biggest cigar with you...

a cohiba mini it is

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[Puff Scotty]

Just hope it hasn't got too many veins in it's wrapper...the mini that is....

[cigarsam]

hahaha question is.. mold or plume?

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[Puff Scotty]

Definitely mould, it will attract flies leading to maggots leading to fishing.....FISHING I said!

[peanutpete]

you could always take the 48 with you and ask if she wants to try sucking on your stick

[smokin_e2011]

you could always take the 48 with you and ask if she wants to try sucking on your stick

[cigarsam]

update: lasagna was average, football was worse and she has a cold... in pub now, can only get better... right?

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[cigarsam]

should have smoked the mag....

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[JOAO LA PEZ]

See, I told you about Women and Lasagna, Cigars rarely let you down, i suppose the upside is you escaped the Succubus sex thing.

[sipikaj]

Never mind, On to the next one!

[Eddie]

In future point out that orgasms improve the immune syste. I'd find a paper on it, but can't be arsed.

[JOAO LA PEZ]

In future point out that orgasms improve the immune system

If that's the case then I must be Immortal, unless you have to be with another Human being for it to count.