A fleeing Talib, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British Para selling Regimental ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The para replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only ?10."
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! You camel turd! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I will kill you, but I must find water first!"
"Suit yourself," said the para, "It doesn't bother me that you don't want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I'm bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need.
?Inshallah.?
Cursing him, the Talib staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped......"
They won't let me in without a f-------g tie!?
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The para replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only ?10."
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! You camel turd! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I will kill you, but I must find water first!"
"Suit yourself," said the para, "It doesn't bother me that you don't want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I'm bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need.
?Inshallah.?
Cursing him, the Talib staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped......"
They won't let me in without a f-------g tie!?
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