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Woke up this morning with a broken nose and concussion. Now sitting in A&E...what exactly happened last night?
Maybe its karma for smoking some cafe cremes!
Woke up this morning with a broken nose and concussion. Now sitting in A&E...what exactly happened last night?
Maybe its karma for smoking some cafe cremes!
Maybe a Cuban purist viciously attacked you for smoking cafe cremes!
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
5 hours queuing only to be given a leaflet on broken noses. Not even so much as an alcohol abuse lecture! As for the cuban purist attacker... I don't think there are any in the pubs I frequent!
Based on the position and shape of the contusions.........and the distance between them it's clear what has happened.
You've hit your face on something
It looks like you passed out into a large glass ashtray.
Based on the position and shape of the contusions.........and the distance between them it's clear what has happened.
You've hit your face on something
It looks like you passed out into a large glass ashtray.
Lol....or you missed your gob and burned your mush with a stogie...
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