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Originally posted by tippexx View Post
I like the Victorian version of health and safety...
"Health and safety? Never heard of that, sounds tedious."
Sent from my Fruity Fondlslab using Tapatalk HD"What is a cloud? It's water vapour."Larry Ellison
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Extensive research suggests that rectal administration of nicotine passes health and safety standards because it doesn't damage the lungs. But 100% of test subjects agreed that health and safety is a pain in the arse!
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that study is a bit of crap, the lung risks come from the tar, so the airway constriction isn't related to the cancers. I'm not surprised that there is air way constriction as the nicotine triggers adrenalin release which would react with the sympathetic nervous system.
So all in all its a no news story written to shock with no substance. IMHO
I'm sure others can improve on my science.The new charity auction: http://www.ukcigarforums.com/showthr...lighter-raffle
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They go on and on about certain things that can be hazardous to your health and shorten your life span, but something that people seem to forget is that..........Drum roll please..............Everything shortens your life span. EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING!!!
Drinking any kind of carbonated drink (or in fact anything except for purified water) will shorten your life span. Using or being near any kind of electronic equipment. Being within seeing range of any traffic-ridden built up area. Every bit of meat you eat that collects up in your body. Even the microbes and bacteria inhaled in your next breath will somewhat shorten your life span. Hell, even standing close to a microwave oven without covering your nuts.......................... Even time itself (that's right).......shortens your life span...........
Synopsis; For fuck sake, stop living in fear!!! Spending your life striving to eliminate every health risk isn't much of a life anyway.
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Originally posted by Nightwingvyse View PostThey go on and on about certain things that can be hazardous to your health and shorten your life span, but something that people seem to forget is that..........Drum roll please..............Everything shortens your life span. EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING!
Drinking any kind of carbonated drink (or in fact anything except for purified water) will shorten your life span. Using or being near any kind of electronic equipment. Being within seeing range of any traffic-ridden built up area. Every bit of meat you eat that collects up in your body. Even the microbes and bacteria inhaled in your next breath will somewhat shorten your life span. Hell, even standing close to a microwave oven without covering your nuts.......................... Even time itself (that's right).......shortens your life span...........
Synopsis; For fuck sake, stop living in fear!!! Spending your life striving to eliminate every health risk isn't much of a life anyway.
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I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Ron White
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