Anybody Fancy this Restaurant

[nev coss]

All food cooked by serving prisoners,

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/clink-cymru-prison-restaurant-opens-1293734

best not upset the waiters

[Vortigan]

"Monkey Tennis" is coming soon!!

[monkey66]

"Monkey Tennis" is coming soon!!

[Simon Bolivar]

I notice Sex offenders are banned for working there but I'd have thought it was relatively safe, unlikely to rape or sexually abuse customers in a resturant. I'd be more reassured if poisoners were banned. Can you imagine, the least case of Gastro-enteritis & the customers will be suing the management for tryng to kill them rather than just poor hygiene standards.

[Dherm]

At last! a place where I can go to eat where I feel superior than the staff, who wont be looking down there noses at me! got to keep an eye on my wallet though and hell no to valet parking

[nev coss]

At last! a place where I can go to eat where I feel superior than the staff, who wont be looking down there noses at me! got to keep an eye on my wallet though and hell no to valet parking

classic, valet parking

[Puff Scotty]

Blimey...Alberto Crisci looks just like Eric Idle...you sure this isn't a Python sketch!

[Agricola]

Customer: "I'll have the soup please, oh and what does the head chef recommend for the main course?"

Waiter: "Ah yes Mr Shippman recommends the tea and crumpets with lashings of jam, it's his special this evening!"

Customer: "Excellent, I and my wife will have that!"

Waiter: "Would you like anything else before you eat your final meal Monsieur? Pay the bill? Make out a last will and testament?"

Customer: "No thank you garcon, that will be all."

Waiter: "Please sir, you may call me Peter although everyone around here just calls me the ripper!"

Customer: "Why do they call you that?"

Waiter: "Monsieur, have you ever eaten the cauliflower cheese in this place?"

[Vortigan]

Just please God they never give the chef's duties to Dennis Nilsen!!