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    All food cooked by serving prisoners,


    best not upset the waiters
    think lucky and you'll be lucky

  • #2
    "Monkey Tennis" is coming soon!!
    "The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana cigar."

    Evelyn Waugh

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Vortigan View Post
      "Monkey Tennis" is coming soon!!
      Originally posted by Simon Bolivar
      Little medical correction there Steve, you will surely die...but not from smoking these

      Originally posted by Ryan
      I think that's for lighting electronic cigarettes

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      • #4
        I notice Sex offenders are banned for working there but I'd have thought it was relatively safe, unlikely to rape or sexually abuse customers in a resturant. I'd be more reassured if poisoners were banned. Can you imagine, the least case of Gastro-enteritis & the customers will be suing the management for tryng to kill them rather than just poor hygiene standards.
        Simon Bolivar: Liberator of Bolivia, Ecuador, Peru & Venezuela.

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        • #5
          At last! a place where I can go to eat where I feel superior than the staff, who wont be looking down there noses at me! got to keep an eye on my wallet though and hell no to valet parking
          "A good Cuban cigar closes the door to the vulgarities of the world".

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Dherm View Post
            At last! a place where I can go to eat where I feel superior than the staff, who wont be looking down there noses at me! got to keep an eye on my wallet though and hell no to valet parking
            classic, valet parking
            think lucky and you'll be lucky

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            • #7
              Blimey...Alberto Crisci looks just like Eric Idle...you sure this isn't a Python sketch!

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              • #8
                Customer: "I'll have the soup please, oh and what does the head chef recommend for the main course?"

                Waiter: "Ah yes Mr Shippman recommends the tea and crumpets with lashings of jam, it's his special this evening!"

                Customer: "Excellent, I and my wife will have that!"

                Waiter: "Would you like anything else before you eat your final meal Monsieur? Pay the bill? Make out a last will and testament?"

                Customer: "No thank you garcon, that will be all."

                Waiter: "Please sir, you may call me Peter although everyone around here just calls me the ripper!"

                Customer: "Why do they call you that?"

                Waiter: "Monsieur, have you ever eaten the cauliflower cheese in this place?"
                FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SMOKE NC'S!

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                • #9
                  Just please God they never give the chef's duties to Dennis Nilsen!!
                  "The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana cigar."

                  Evelyn Waugh

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