Aggro!

[Boss Hog]

Boss - I just noticed you've only got $3 left!! Fancy a game of cards? I've no idea how to play! Does a flush beat a run

Sounds good, I've no idea either, I'd even lose against Stevie Wonder!
There must be some option set to never let me win at anything in the casino against my user id.

[Stevieboy]

There must be some option set to never let me win at anything in the casino against my user id.

LOL!! Keep telling yourself that pal

[Boss Hog]

LOL!! Keep telling yourself that pal

No chance of a loan then?

[TJCoro]

Meanwhile, back at the pub.

One of the group calls over, "just looking at your beer mate, it's like your nose is gonna be...flat" (combination of sniggers and ooh, aahs from the crowd)

...and then the bartender present a 5 year old box of Cohiba Sublimes EL 2004 and offers everyone a stick.

[cj121]

..and it was happily ever after. Point taken Boss

Now we just need a mod, or a SUPERMOD to delete the post as it's cack, please