Off to Madrid

[Deano]

Save some for me TJ!

Name's Deano, and he'll kick TJ's ass next time he sees him

[Robusto]

Ne mange pas trop de Cassoulet - comme je te l'ai deja dit.
Si tu en mangeras trop, je t'assure que tu vas peter comme un boeuf.



Quand tu arriveras en Espagne, il faudra qu'un membre des UKCF qui sait l'espagnol ecrive ici pour que tout le monde soit confus jusqu'a ton retour.



Amuse-toi bien, mais ne te branle pas trop car tu deviendras vite aveugle.

Papa xxxxx

[Alex]

If that is TJ's state of mind, im glad im not part of it

[Stevieboy]

LOL!!! Well spotted Alex - is it a fisting machine !?!?!?!

If that is TJ's state of mind, im glad im not part of it

[Stevieboy]

..Im just noticed it has an 'up-and-down' motion so more likely for Shermans

[nicwing]

Ideal for TJ then...- State of Mind Onanism!

[Stevieboy]

C'est la vie!

(Currently in Minervois, France)

You look like you've been caught doing something in this pic Deano "Why so serious"

[cj121]

Just realised he hasn't got any Yen



Absolute best find of the year so far Bryan. "You are awful...but I like you!"

[PoohBore]

I'd hate to think what you would do with the other bit. In the construction industry you'd use it to compact concrete but that looks a little harsh for using on concrete.........

[Robusto]

Can I just say (for no reason) that when my USAF munitions man brother-in-law to be came home from helping drop bombs all over Vietnam, he brought back - in a Chinese-English printed box - a BATTERY WANKER...

My parents thought it was bloody funny. Being about nine, I didn't know what it was or what it was for - even when, on battery power, it began to flail about and sounded like a wind-up aluminium train set.

Apparently all the lads used them in Vietnam.

I remember asking 'What's a 'Battery Wanker'?' to uproar as this metal parsnip came at me like Jaws.

Humiliated and red-cheeked, I decided from that moment that my life must be spent on the stage.

It is curious what one's mind recalls.

I was taught about wanking about two years later by a lad who was a year older than me, and - no doubt like you - I find the happy hours can really just fly by.

Anyone understand the French?

When Deano gets to Spain, can someone take over in Spanish and confuse the fuck out of me/us, please?

[Boss Hog]

Just realised he hasn't got any Yen



Absolute best find of the year so far Bryan. "You are awful...but I like you!"

These look great!!! it's one of those new novelty cocktail shakers!!!

You have to think about the benefits of these.

1. it doesnt moan if you smoke in the house
2. it dosent moan if you humidify your spare room as a walk in and fill it.
3. upkeep is minimal
4. it doesnt moan if you forget anniversaries, or 'made on days' instead of birthdays.
5. you dont have to cuddle it for 20mins afterwards!

[nicwing]

Nice one Boss and some very valuable points made there.

Does anyone know:

1. How much Y34,500 is
2. Do you think we could get bulk discound if we bought a gross

[Boss Hog]

Hold on........ I think I just found the 'head' version!!!

You should definatley check this out for research & educational purposes only.

These look the business. You can actually build your own!!

Got to be worth 5 mins of anyones time.

http://www.realdoll.com/

[Robusto]

[Stevieboy]

Hold on........ I think I just found the 'head' version!!!

You should definatley check this out for research & educational purposes only.

These look the business. You can actually build your own!!

Got to be worth 5 mins of anyones time.

http://www.realdoll.com/

Ermmmm......why were you looking here Boss??