Get It All Off Your Chest!

[Mr Moore]

Yeh I saw it Nic, it was great.

[Rennie]

Fast Food?????

Waited 1/2 hour in KFC last night for a bargain bucket??????

I thought KFC was supposed to be fast!!!!

AND!!!!! they forgot the popcorn chicken.

Ok got that off my chest.

[G-man]

Some Bargin Rennie!
If U calculate what U charge an hour at work devide it by 2 = ?
That bargain bucket was very $. LMAO
What in the hell did we do befor fast food? KFC heart attack in a bucket.LOL
Once in awhile I have a craving for KFC but always resist .

[Rennie]

Thats funny!

Smokers talking about heart attacks! Why resist something you enjoy and surely a whole bargain bucket for yourself (one per month) can't be that bad for you......................Can it?

[G-man]

Oh so bad for me! U have no idea.
Doctors orders no fried food.
Use to love fast food .I cut myself and noticed my blood was like corn syrup ,clotting befor it ever got past the cut. Test results 270 bad c and 5 for the good c.
Stroke waiting to happen.
No fried food for this fellow,just cigars.LOL

[Boss Hog]

Get your own back!

Now here's a thought . . . . If you are ready for the adventure of a
lifetime, try this:

a.. Go to Pakistan , Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.
Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

b.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

c.. Demand that all nurses and doctors be fluent in English, and that all food be cooked according to your special specifications in the hospital.

d. Demand free local government forms, bulletins, etc. be printed in English.

e.. Procreate abundantly.

f.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand.'

g.. Keep your original identity strong. Fly your previous country's national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

h.. Speak only English at home and in public, and make sure that your children do likewise

i.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

j.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

k.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in Pakistan ,Afghanistan or Iraq

l.. Drive around with no motor, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

m.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers..

n.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-white, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! See how long you last.

[Stogiedog]

Hog your honking my kind of language mate.................