Get It All Off Your Chest!

[Robusto]

I know. I'm staying clear of those "debates" and will merely list when we're gigging at the Shit and Shovel from now on.

[Mr Moore]

The new 118 247 advert really gets on my nerves.
The bloody song is constantly swimming around my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_2IqWIpKk

Had to get that off the old hairy, yet invitingly supple chest !

[cj121]

The new 118 247 advert really gets on my nerves.
The bloody song is constantly swimming around my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_2IqWIpKk

Had to get that off the old hairy, yet invitingly supple chest !

to all your above there MM. It sits there doesn't it, quite cheesy, but faargin catchy.

[daverave999]

The new 118 247 advert really gets on my nerves.

It's no Magical Trevor though.

[Pantomimehorse]

fuckwitts that think the world owes them a favour... this silly bint in my office saying how shes going to give up work go on the dole and barter for the things she needs, trying to sell it as some way forward for the human race,

Moan number too the good for nothing layabout I saw at work today asking my charity for money cos he hasnt got a cooker and hasnt got a bed etc, I ask him for a bank statement to prove he is on benifits and what do I see, multiple cash point withdrawals from Las Vegas last week, the feckers just got back off holiday!!!!

[Mr Moore]

It's no Magical Trevor though.

Wow Dave I didn't know it was stolen from a kids TV series.
Are you a magical Trevor fan Dave!!!!

[Stogiedog]

Robusto

Robusto you need to clear your PMs as I cannot send as there is not enough file space in your PM box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nicwing]

Robusto you need to clear your PMs as I cannot send as there is not enough file space in your PM box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've already told him, but he's having too much fun smoking stogies in Teddington, watch for what I predict will be a particularly happy post:

(To be said in a cod Geordie accent) Day 136 of Robusto's holiday and he's lollygagging in a leather sofa, no change there then, in a castle in Teddington.

[Stogiedog]

Kid in a sweet shop Nic

[Robusto]

Not arf! Diary Room tomorrow!
I'll try throwing some of those biotches out of my limo later.

[Boss Hog]

I recently bought a bird feeder.. I hung it on my patio and filleds
it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the bird shit. It was everywhere; on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table, everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back garden anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back garden was like it used to be ... quiet, serene
and no birds demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see ....
Brown & our government give out free food, subsidised housing,
free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the millions. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for the free services; small flats are housing 5 or more families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor in an emergency surgery because it is filled with illegal non tax payers; your child's year 12 class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'The Union Jack' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Its just my opinion but: maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government to take down the bloody bird feeder.

[Stogiedog]

Right on Hog

Boy, Hog Man you talk my kind of language my friend, could have not put it better.

Better post than the last one...

[Boss Hog]

Today my gripe is with people that do not talk the queens english, init!

I'll let you off if you werent born in the country. apart from that I dont want to hear
Right! or init? at the end of each sentance. yes I'm, guilty of typing wot or 4 u on texts and chat. there is an need and place for it. but you dont have to talk like it as well. You sound stupid!!! dont try and talk like your from the west indies either when 1. you dont even know where it is and 2. you've never been 5 miles from the deprived estate you were in-bred on and wear your cap the right way round, pull your trousers up, get a job talk properly and realise there is a bigger world out there.


Here endith the lesson.

This sermon was bought to you by the Reverend Hogg.

[Robusto]

[Robusto]

go slow

More speed limit restrictions proposed in the news.

More roads to be reduced from 60mph to 50mph.
More roads to be reduced from 30mph to 20mph.

That means more doddery people driving at 40mph and 10mph and holding me up even more on the poxy roads hereabouts.

Annoying.