Multiple Orgasms

[Robusto]

OK. Not quite.

But I'm going to say that a sight like this one - my ashtray phat with corpses of a great shack herf, several lardarsed cigar butts paddling in a layer of fine grey ash, a sweet smell tickling you as your nostrils go in for a quick inhale - doesn't quite elicit an orgasm from me, BUT it's a close call at times!

These babes were dealt with by Robusto and the DAWG in a decisive way, and I've let them come up for air outside my cabin. Now it's time to bid them farewell - but never without a photo op.

[TJCoro]

Let it be said, let it be done!

Fantastic tale, Robusto. Viva la Puro!

My rule (I forget which number) is to never leave an expired puro lying around for more than a few moments. After all, doesn't one of our most loyal and faithful companions (la puro) deserve a decent and respectful send off? Always respect the puro!!

Not to mention that the stench from an expired puro is unbearable. How could something so sweet and pleasurable a few moments ago now emit the odor of rubbish???

In my case, my wife, bless her heart, allows me to smoke in la casa. So out of respect for her and, more importantly, to not lose this wonderful privilege that so few here are afforded, I quickly remove the remains of my expired amigos and dispose of them respectfully outdoors under the comforting shade of an old oak tree or next to a cluster of cat tails gently swaying to the tune of a balmy breeze beside a babbling brooke.

* Names TJ, TJCoro, and these things I have spoken.

*Please note: Out of respect for the nature of this thread, I have limited my normal overuse of smilies to one. I kindly request that all those who post hereafter respectively do the same.

Thank you,

TJ

[nicwing]

Hey Bryan, looks like it's sunny in your part of town today lucky git , it's pi**ing down here .

[Robusto]

Wing the Law-Breaker

TJ:

My rule (I forget which number)...

LMFAO!

I nearly made a mess of myself along the lines of the topic title to that! Wonderful.

Gentlemen.
It is time to destroy a monster.
My body's signalling. Think about that.
Adieu.
For now, like.

[Ramon]

Looks like you need a Stinky ashtray, just the thing for a herf

[Mr Moore]

You know those "hermes of paris" ashtrays are absolutly lovely, but they cost a bomb, stunning though. Every ashtray is handmade which gives the artwork that imperfect finish which I absolutly love.
There is something I find very attractive in an imperfect finish.
Maybe one day I will get one, I sometimes like to splash out on myself.

[TJCoro]

Honoriong TJ's Most Honorable Request!

Hey Bryan, looks like it's sunny in your part of town today lucky git , it's pi**ing down here .

Thank you, mate, for respecting my simple request, smilie wise, and this most honorable thread.

Your very kind, indeed!

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I'm up for a puro and a brew next Friday night, senor Nicwing!

[TJCoro]

There's a Monster on the Loose...

Wing the Law-Breaker

TJ:

My rule (I forget which number)...

LMFAO!

I nearly made a mess of myself along the lines of the topic title to that! Wonderful.

Gentlemen.
It is time to destroy a monster.
My body's signalling. Think about that.
Adieu.
For now, like.

Everybody's laughing their asses off around here!!!!

WTF am I missing...certainly not mi asno!!!

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I recommend you keep an eye on your back door, muchachos!

[Robusto]

That ashtray was a 7" vinyl of Promise Me by Beverley Craven.
It was screaming to be scarred by stogies as they passed away.
I can't think of a better use for a turd such as that.
My son and his mates did the honours and destroyed it to shape an ashtray after a DJing session.

You light up another cigarette
As I pass the wine (approx)

Utter tosh.
Bet you over-ponders were lucky enough not to get your brains mauled by that particular aural shite in Mexico and the USA.

If it wasn't that, it was How Deep Is Your Love.
Great chord progressions - but still crap.

[Robusto]

Everybody's laughing their asses off around here!!!!

WTF am I missing...certainly not mi asno!!!

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I recommend you keep an eye on your back door, muchachos!

Don't worry, TJ.
It's not you.
I'm an outsider.
Help me!
I get off on stacked chairs.
And subordinate clauses.

[TJCoro]

Anybody seen my ass???

Don't worry, TJ.
It's not you.
I'm an outsider.
Help me!
I get off on stacked chairs.
And subordinate clauses.

LMFAO!!!

Well said, Professor

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I joined the assless club!

[nicwing]

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