cigar haters' attitudes

[Rocco]

I' m sure we all heard smart-ass comments while trying to enjoy a fine puros. It nevers ceases to amaze me what someone will say to ruin a relaxing moment.
Last night I had supper with my wife, and as we were leaving the restaurant, outside I began to light up a Montecristo D. Of the cigarette smokers that were there, one lady(non-smoker with her fiancee) decides to be a smart-ass. She tells me "whats the point of smoking expensive cigars, your money goes up in smoke". I answered her "what's the point of eating a great meal, when all you do is s%*t it out?".
Everyone laughed, including her fiancee

[JOAO LA PEZ]

nice ripost, best i ever heard was one of Winston Churchill,s, Bessy Braddock an MP said to Winston, Sir, you are drunk, to which he replied "Madam you are fat and ugly, in the morning I shall be sober"

[James811]

Both hilarious posts

[TJCoro]

Great Line!

nice ripost, best i ever heard was one of Winston Churchill,s, Bessy Braddock an MP said to Winston, Sir, you are drunk, to which he replied "Madam you are fat and ugly, in the morning I shall be sober"

Ahem...actually, the way I heard it was - I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly!

Great response, muchacho Roc! I'll remember that one.


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[Bad-Yeti]

LOL must remember those......please brain...keep these somewhere