Cigar WAG's

[Boss Hog]

What do Wives, Girlfriends or Partners think of your cigar obsession? are they understanding, cant stand it, completly ignore you or show some small interest when you show them your fresh delivery of sticks and stroke them lovingly.

Do you get the same questions thrown at you? Here's your starter for 10. I've added some which I think could be quite common.

1. Did you really need anymore? = That's like saying do you want a smack round the head for asking such a daft question!!!
2. How much did that lot cost?
3. As long your happy darling, the kids can wait for new shoes until next month.
4. How many times a day do sniff that bloody wooden box thingy
5. Why have you got a clock in that wooden box thingy
6. Dont come near me, you stink of them things.
7. Well, if you've order those then I'll have some new shoes or something of equal value.

Have I missed any?


BTW: For those over the pond not familiar with the term WAG's it means Wifes and Girlfriends.

[Drewmidorn]

My main squeeze just looks at it in the same way as she likes a game of bingo!

[Robusto]

• Why do you keep those long empty silver tubes in the bedside table drawer, darling?
• Can I use those ash droppings to give meaning to my latest painting, darling?
• Can I have a suck on that, darling? I know it's forbidden to teachers, but let me have a toke, please!
• Why do you keep those long yellow ribbons off the Hoyo boxes in the bedside table drawer, poppet?
• What is in this netting? These crystal-looking things? Have the band got you on the PCP again, sweetheart?

[G-man]

• Why do you keep those long empty silver tubes in the bedside table drawer, darling?
• Can I use those ash droppings to give meaning to my latest painting, darling?
• Can I have a suck on that, darling? I know it's forbidden to teachers, but let me have a toke, please!
• Why do you keep those long yellow ribbons off the Hoyo boxes in the bedside table drawer, poppet?
• What is in this netting? These crystal-looking things? Have the band got you on the PCP again, sweetheart?

R Speaking of silver Tubes: today on american t v is a show called busted. Stupid thieves. A woman rolls up $20. bill puts them in a cigar tube then is caught on camera inserting them in her puss. Dam lucky tubes.LOL

[G-man]

The FedEx man was here today
The UPS man delivered your package Dad and the dog tore up his pants.
U could own a Bently if U stopped ordering for 2 years
Another Coach hand bag? No its a knock off ..................Ya right

[Stevieboy]

My wife's a total honey when it comes to cigars. Never complains about the quantity I buy, how much they cost and doesn't bother at all about the smell. I'm a jammy bastard in that respect......

[cj121]

Being only a newb (only buying in ernest since January this year) my wife has no dramas this end yet, although did comment on the weekend in York which saw me overdrawn about ?150 "...well you have bought all those cigars..." Couldn't argue there.
She does like the waft of a good Cuban, but doesn't like the house stinking, which is a fair call.

[cj121]

My wife has just come up to me and pointed out that Peter Andre has a Cohiba hanging out his mush in one of the red top mags today. Well spotted, although not sure if she noticed his stick or his pecs first? So to speak. Nevertheless, spotted.

[Stevieboy]

My wife has just come up to me and pointed out that Peter Andre has a Cohiba hanging out his mush in one of the red top mags today. Well spotted, although not sure if she noticed his stick or his pecs first? So to speak. Nevertheless, spotted.

Do you reckon he's a genuine CA or that it's an affectation

[Boss Hog]

Do you reckon he's a genuine CA or that it's an affectation

Oh yes, he's definatley a genuine CA (complete ar$3hole!!)

[Stevieboy]

Oh yes, he's definatley a genuine CA (complete ar$3hole!!)

LOL!!!

[cohibaIV]

My missus is pretty cool with my Cigar habit, all tho she does keep on saying that the wedding could have been paid for with the Humidor contants...hehehehe if only she knew....

[cj121]

Spot on there Boss and rightly questioned Stevie

[Drewmidorn]

My missus is pretty cool with my Cigar habit, all tho she does keep on saying that the wedding could have been paid for with the Humidor contants...hehehehe if only she knew....

The other way to look at it is that if you hadn't wasted the money on the wedding you'd have an even better selection.

[Stevieboy]

The other way to look at it is that if you hadn't wasted the money on the wedding you'd have an even better selection.

I'd like to be a fly on the wall if Dale ever says that Drew