Travel Quotations

[nicwing]

What is your favourite travel quotation?

I heard Roy Hattersley on Radio London with a good one yesterday:

"The English don't need to travel, they are all ready there"

Wrong, but I like his style

[cbob]

No matter where I go... there I am!

[Drewmidorn]

Bill Bryson...(and I may be para phrasing a little, its a while since i read "notes from a small island" and I no longer have a copy to hand)

"I stepped from the train at Liverpool Lime Street Station to discover they were celibrating their festival of litter."

[nicwing]

Drew, unfortunately, in our green and sometimes unpleasant land that is true of everywhere!