Hello again, my first review from first shop!

[smokin_e2011]

Thankyou for welcome, I will play peace not bore and leave it at that.

Your annoying Silkcut, and full of it too...

[TJCoro]

Straighten Up and Fly Right!

I think this thread is awesome! Thankyou everyone

Yeah, I'm sure many others do as well, but to be honest, I find senor lovestick to be a bit odd and I'm not convinced he's here for the right reasons.

Hell....I haven't seen this much whining and complaining since young Saggel posted up around these parts many moons ago. BUT SO WHAT! We all have our oddities, no doubt. Take don TJ for instance. Many lads around here still refer to him as the mexicant when he's actually a mexican. Big deal.
So, with your permission, I have one suggestion I hope our young knewbee finds helpful - Take a Breath and Leather Up!

You might also consider becoming more familiar with the forum before you start posting so much....errrr, stuff. (You'll last a lot longer if you do! )





Name Perro, el Perro, and I do the posting on behalf of the familia Coro from the great state of mind, mexico.


Haha! El Perro, I haven't seen youTHIS upset since senor kmart tried to make you say "uncle." This really IS an awesome thread!*

Hey el P! I sure do miss ol' don TJ and his most excellent knewbee knocking posts! *

Oh boyz..I remeber when YOUR English was so bad I had to translate all your post! *

*(For all the new folks around these parts.... is Juggler Boy (aka blu-balls), is Ray Jay (the so-called commedian), and is the lovely heart-breaker Catalina Joy.)

[ilovesilkcut]

Hey TJ Coro, thankyou, you are crazy and I like gif pictures on your thread, make my eyes dizzy! (Not picture of shit, as one here (smoke2011) call me shit on two threads)

How do you do that!!! Please show as I would like to do it!!!

A mexican on UK forum is good, as many country make good mix of writing.
Your english is very good are you a real mexican or visitor in UK?

Oh boyz..I remeber when YOUR English was so bad I had to translate all your post!
is this true or joke, from Spanish? this make me hope my english be good as your is! Is REMEMBER not REMEBER for spelling though!!! (or cannot find remeber?)

Why do you hide your face, it look funny in naked picture, are you famous or secret here or in outside world!!

I have promotion and will try best to post good writings as much as you say.

Magical modulator? is your job in telephone or radio?

I have not had time ro smoke or review, but will try this week to do.

I think it cool that so many mix of different people and countries here to talk!!!

thankyou

Yeah, I'm sure many others do as well, but to be honest, I find senor lovestick to be a bit odd and I'm not convinced he's here for the right reasons.

Hell....I haven't seen this much whining and complaining since young Saggel posted up around these parts many moons ago. BUT SO WHAT! We all have our oddities, no doubt. Take don TJ for instance. Many lads around here still refer to him as the mexicant when he's actually a mexican. Big deal.
So, with your permission, I have one suggestion I hope our young knewbee finds helpful - Take a Breath and Leather Up!

You might also consider becoming more familiar with the forum before you start posting so much....errrr, stuff. (You'll last a lot longer if you do! )





Name Perro, el Perro, and I do the posting on behalf of the familia Coro from the great state of mind, mexico.


Haha! El Perro, I haven't seen youTHIS upset since senor kmart tried to make you say "uncle." This really IS an awesome thread!*

Hey el P! I sure do miss ol' don TJ and his most excellent knewbee knocking posts! *

Oh boyz..I remeber when YOUR English was so bad I had to translate all your post! *

*(For all the new folks around these parts.... is Juggler Boy (aka blu-balls), is Ray Jay (the so-called commedian), and is the lovely heart-breaker Catalina Joy.)

[Aussiewaz]

Geez TJ. I got the email alert & just had to log in if only to see WTF all your smileys were! LOL. BTW senor, how are you?

[TJCoro]

The boyz are back in town!

Geez TJ. I got the email alert & just had to log in if only to see WTF all your smileys were! LOL. BTW senor, how are you?

All's good on this end, mate! Just trying to do my part keeping the UKCF spirit alive and well, in spite of the recent dasterdly attacks of the forum trolls.

So stick around and continue to place your pithy posts on the finest puro forum in the civilized world - la UKCF!


Hello! My name is BJ, BJ Coro, and won't you please help us stamp out trolls.


Hey BJ! The world sure would be a better place.


Haha! Does that include Aussiland?


(Ahem!) Last time I checked, Australia was still part of the world.

[TJCoro]

Hablamos Espanol?

Hey TJ Coro, thankyou, you are crazy and I like gif pictures on your thread, make my eyes dizzy! Your english is very good are you a real mexican or visitor in UK?

Well, truth be told, all posts from the familia Coro are translated by our lovely sister - Catalina Joy!

Muchacho, you will know when our sweet sister is on holiday....our posts will look more like yours!


Peace be with you, muchacho!


Perro, el Perro


Haha! Hey stupid looking dawg smiley....Catalina Joy is not your sister - She's Your Owner!

[crusse]

This thread should definitely win a prize for most hilarious thread of the year!

[El Catador]

Must.. not.. give in.. to temptation..

"Aaaaargh!!"

(I've been smilie free for almost 26 weeks!)

"Hello.. is that Arthur..? Arf.. it's happened again..! I've fallen off the wagon"

"Help meeeeee!"

[tippexx]

All's goodin spite of the recent dasterdly attacks of the forum trolls.

I did wonder about giving you a ring Cat. Looks like the ol' Casa Coro is under siege again.

Reckon it's garlic and pointy sticks at the ready mate ..... no hang-on that's Vampires!

[El Catador]

Reckon it's garlic and pointy sticks at the ready mate ..... no hang-on that's Vampires!

Vampires you say?

Bring 'em on!

I'm ready!

[ilovesilkcut]

Must.. not.. give in.. to temptation..

"Aaaaargh!!"

(I've been smilie free for almost 26 weeks!) "Hello.. is that Arthur..? Arf.. it's happened again..! I've fallen off the

You have not smiled for almost 26 weeks, I am glad to make you smile El Catador, you sound like nice man.
You like cats too, my tante Illa has many cats, the very nice cats.

thankyou

[The Freck]

Ilovesilkcut how are you. I don't know if you remember me but I was on the day you signed up and people were being rude to you. I think you are a fantastic role model for many people, it would have been easier for you to give up on this forum, you show a fighting spirit, I like that. I have read your posts over the last few days and feel that I have to congratulate you as I feel you are a breath of fresh air to the forum and are obviously a very kind man. Keep up the good work.

[Vortigan]

[TJCoro]

For Whom the Bell Tolls.

Must.. not.. give in.. to temptation..

"Aaaaargh!!"

(I've been smilie free for almost 26 weeks!)

"Hello.. is that Arthur..? Arf.. it's happened again..! I've fallen off the wagon"

"Help meeeeee!"

Welcome back, senor el K! and your fabulous emoticons! zeus.gif

The UKCF and the Coro Clan can always use good men like yourself to fend off the attacks of the so-called knewbees from the other side.

And the next time you feel tempted to return to the dark side, shoot me a PM and I'll talk you through it.


Perro, el Perro, and I do the posting on behalf of the late, great don TJ!


Hey el P! Reminds me of the glory dayz when you, don TJ, and el Kat stood tall against the influx if the virus know as the "knewbee."


(Ahem!) Call to arms, amigos.....call to arms, indeed!

[TJCoro]

Let Us Pray!

"The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana cigar."

Evelyn Waugh

Amen, brother V....AAAAAAmen!


Jay, Ray Jay