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Reportedly, Ernest Hemingway, at the egging on of a group of journalists he was drinking with at the Palace Hotel bar in Rapallo, Italy, presented an exploding cigar to one of four bodyguards of Turkish General, İsmet İn?n?. When the cigar "went off", all four guards drew their guns and took a bead on Hemingway. He apparently escaped without any grievous bodily injury.
In an effort to promote smoking cessation during the height of WWII, it would seem that the press twisted and cleverly mis-represented Churchill's famous quote to rally the country around to the more productive pursuit of fighting the Hun. The truth is finally out... Smoking%20ban%20no%20smoking%20cigars%20cigarettes.jpg
Armold Schwarzeneggar, on becoming Governor of California, had a special cigar-smoking marquee installed within the government buildings so he could indulge his stogie habit as well as conducting business with fellow cigar smokers or with non-smoking intelligent people who were not neurotic about a couple of hours' exposure to his cigar smoke. We need someone like him over here...
Several months ago a UK man who goes by the online screen name "CohibaIV" reportedly found a tubed cigar on the floor of his home. it was covered in dust and fur and tucked way back behind an old couch that he was going to move to the trash. After he discovered the old cigar underneath the couch he removed the cap to the tube to find that there was a fake Cohiba VI resting inside, covered in tiny tobacco beetles, small worms, mold and even some peach-like fuzz. Telling other unsuspecting forum members that subscribe to the renowned cigar enthusiast web site ukcigarforums.com that the aforementioned attributes were some sort of "plumage," CohibaIV placed the cigar up as a prize to a "fact-finding" contest. The winner, as of yet unnamed, will receive the cigar and all of the diseases growing in and on it from CohibaIV's dirty living room floor.
On a side note, a team of aspiring scientists believe that there may be a cure for other major diseases growing on the cigar.
Several months ago a UK man who goes by the online screen name "CohibaIV" reportedly found a tubed cigar on the floor of his home. it was covered in dust and fur and tucked way back behind an old couch that he was going to move to the trash. After he discovered the old cigar underneath the couch he removed the cap to the tube to find that there was a fake Cohiba VI resting inside, covered in tiny tobacco beetles, small worms, mold and even some peach-like fuzz. Telling other unsuspecting forum members that subscribe to the renowned cigar enthusiast web site ukcigarforums.com that the aforementioned attributes were some sort of "plumage," CohibaIV placed the cigar up as a prize to a "fact-finding" contest. The winner, as of yet unnamed, will receive the cigar and all of the diseases growing in and on it from CohibaIV's dirty living room floor.
On a side note, a team of aspiring scientists believe that there may be a cure for other major diseases growing on the cigar.
Nicky Clarke, the softly-spoken crimper, is a cigar aficionado. If you are going on the herf to London in April, you will walk past Nicky's Berkeley Square salon. Chances are he'll be on the front step polishing one off on the day.
I just want to say that all of my posts in this fact sump have been true. The only exception is the bit about Miriam Margoyles - BUT she does live only three miles away, so it's kinda true.
The bit about the maid chasing the film director for his cigar ash is absolutely true.
Nicky Clarke IS a chomper of good cigars. I just couldn't find an image in Google images.
I just want to say that all of my posts in this fact sump have been true. The only exception is the bit about Miriam Margoyles - BUT she does live only three miles away, so it's kinda true.
The bit about the maid chasing the film director for his cigar ash is absolutely true.
Nicky Clarke IS a chomper of good cigars. I just couldn't find an image in Google images.
Aerosmith... Arnie... All true!
Please note, Dale.
Your loving
Brown Noser xxxxx
So...not all of your "facts" are facts? There must be something wrong with you.
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