The March UKCF Video Address Challenge

[Robusto]

This month, the race is on to find the best TO CAMERA piece of video footage from a forum member.

This month, you will enter for love, total exhibitionism - and no cigar.

The only thing is that cigars have to be part of your address. You have to have one on the go.

You can address the forum seriously, on how to light a cigar, for example.

You can address the forum in a comic manner, on how to light a cigar, for example.

I have an in-house documentary maker, and he will assist me on my piece.

Clips can be taken from a mobile phone or studio standard camera.

If anybody needs help on how to upload a clip to YouTube / Photobucket, etc, I will chalk it up.

Take your irony out and have a good play with it.

Welcome to Britain.

Please have a crack at this. Let's have some fun.

And please note you can't rope in some dental nurse or other to play you. It's got to be you!

(Like that will be easy to verify).

[Robusto]

Fuck - I can't un-ukfc the ckfuckkinck title.

[TJCoro]

Fuck - I can't un-ukfc the ckfuckkinck title.

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Yeah, I found that out the hard way when I misspelled a title, senor Robusto.

I'll see if I can put a together a short clip for the video "Address Challenge."

BTW, Mate - What the F is a "Address Challenge?"

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I don't know what Robusto is talking about half the time.

[Robusto]

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I don't know what Robusto is talking about half the time.

Sorry, TJ. I get this comment on every forum.

[TJCoro]

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I don't know what Robusto is talking about half the time.

Sorry, TJ. I get this comment on every forum.

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No problem, amigo. It's part of your charm.

Names TJ, TJCoro, and I'm a straight hombre. Sorry "Nancy"

[Robusto]

No. You're OK. I'm weird.

[Robusto]

My footage is in the can.

[cj121]

Fuck - I can't un-ukfc the ckfuckkinck title.

Ah CUFK it Robusto, it adds a bit of bite: reminding me somehow of cage-fighting

[cohibaIV]

Fuck - I can't un-ukfc the ckfuckkinck title.

Done

[Robusto]

I'm impressed, Dale.

My vid's in post-production tomorrow lol.

[daverave999]

Just so we're clear Bryan, you have to be smoking a cigar in the video, and the subject must be cigar-related. Am I correct?

[Robusto]

Hi Dave.

Yes. I think that would be cool.

Emphasis on good times. Not funereal.

Je m'appelle King Twat. That sort of territory.

Cigar as a gateway to psychotherapy.


(I'm talking bollocks. The codeword is fun).

[daverave999]

I sense this may end up rather surreal. i look forward to it! Now, to decide what my entry will consist of...

[Robusto]

Well done on that no cigarettes tag there, btw.

[daverave999]

Ta-it's still true too. A fortnight now!