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Praise be to the Soulman - the 'Brother' came through for me in my hour of need.
Bless you kind Sir!
This saint like BOTL, upon hearing of my sad affliction...
(I'm a hopeless addict - 'Peanut-Butter M&M' dependent)
...delivered unto me a package of truly epic proportions.
(See attached, poor quality pic)
Not just a monstrous bag of the aforementioned, but a sack of Reese's 'cups' too!
"Have you any idea what these things are worth on the 'Black Market'?"
(In sexual favours alone I'm going to have a smile on my face from now until Xmas!)
Ahh, but then we get to the... 'Ride alongs'
The 'Mother load'!
A Partagas 8-9-8 that smells so fabulous it'll be lucky to survive the night.
(let alone get a rest in the humi).
A Cuban Cigar worthy of the God's no-less.
A Ramon Allones,
An Alec Bradley,
and a Man o' War - Ruination (Good enough to live in the Cuban humi - and that's praise indeed!).
Thank you 'Brother', I can't tell you much I appreciate it!
Now, what 'British' delicacies can I return the compliment with...?
How about... some Marmite?
Or a spot of... Angel Delight?
I know... what about (In a Peter Kaye voice) some Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers?
No?
O.K... I'll think of something and I won't be taking NO for an answer!
Bless you kind Sir!
This saint like BOTL, upon hearing of my sad affliction...
(I'm a hopeless addict - 'Peanut-Butter M&M' dependent)
...delivered unto me a package of truly epic proportions.
(See attached, poor quality pic)
Not just a monstrous bag of the aforementioned, but a sack of Reese's 'cups' too!
"Have you any idea what these things are worth on the 'Black Market'?"
(In sexual favours alone I'm going to have a smile on my face from now until Xmas!)
Ahh, but then we get to the... 'Ride alongs'
The 'Mother load'!
A Partagas 8-9-8 that smells so fabulous it'll be lucky to survive the night.
(let alone get a rest in the humi).
A Cuban Cigar worthy of the God's no-less.
A Ramon Allones,
An Alec Bradley,
and a Man o' War - Ruination (Good enough to live in the Cuban humi - and that's praise indeed!).
Thank you 'Brother', I can't tell you much I appreciate it!
Now, what 'British' delicacies can I return the compliment with...?
How about... some Marmite?
Or a spot of... Angel Delight?
I know... what about (In a Peter Kaye voice) some Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers?
No?
O.K... I'll think of something and I won't be taking NO for an answer!
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