Upmann Competition.

[Puff Scotty]

Sorry to say, but I must
this morn' have larfed 'til I bust
but sorry to shirk
must go back to work
the Upmanns are mine - only just!

[tippexx]

Umm... I have no idea what you people are talking about.

Figures!

Old Auss needs no sizzle
When takin' the pizzle
For sendin' out bombs
Or sledgin' the Poms
'Cos wot comes naturally, wizzle.

[monkey66]

Y'all don't know what your doing
On those fat NC's your chewing
Forget the denial
Start smoking in style
It's Cubans you should be pursuing

[Puff Scotty]

The 'Monkeys' fell out of his tree!
1 cohiba - 1 cristals is 'not three
Cubans are pure,
we know that for sure
but "NUB is the best" said the 'Lee'

He may not of said that - but it rymed, rymmed, rimed, rimmed ... oooooh!!

[shuckins]

his worn and scuffed boots shuffled down the street
without a care in the world as he smoked his favorite cigar
he was in his own private world that could never be beat
he heard laughter and blasting horns from the passing cars
and got whispers and stares from strangers he'd never meet

[bambini]

his worn and scuffed boots shuffled down the street
without a care in the world as he smoked his favorite cigar
he was in his own private world that could never be beat
he heard laughter and blasting horns from the passing cars
and got whispers and stares from strangers he'd never meet

That's beautiful, shuckins. It really is

Not wanting to piss on your fire though, I'm afraid it's not a limerick. Sorry, I'm such a pedant.

[celsis]

Jeez Shuckins, that's more F Scott Fitzgerald than Paddy fae Limerick!

[celsis]

In fact, it's more the growler himself, Tom Waits!

[shuckins]

i started typing and that is what came out.
not a limerick?
bummer.
i thought it was just supposed to be 5 lines and rhyme.

oh well,glad you enjoyed it anyway...lol

[ewipper]

To smoke a mag 46
tastes like dried olive bliss.
But the Double Robusto
taste like dry nuts so
I'll smoke my cgs from 06

[whisky77]

Last chance.

Some fantastic entries so far and thanks to everyone who has taken time to put something together.

Last day to get your entry in the comp. Winner will be disclosed tomorrow morning.

[Puff Scotty]

My sibling he lives up on Arran
his Humidors totally barren
when I asked "why this was?"
he told me because
"wee brather kens visiting mon!

This one happens to be true.. poor old bruv

[Puff Scotty]

We spent all last night in the pub
A corona an Upmann or Nub
as we looked out the door
it had started to pour
"No Smoking in here" there's the rub!

[Puff Scotty]

My brother lives up on the Isles
His features all cracked up with smiles
He stood at the bar
with a big fat cigar
A Cuban, the best one for miles!

[Puff Scotty]

My 'love' it belongs to my wife
for good reason she's "trouble & strife"
one dark winters night
she put out the light
and stood on my Humi - my life!